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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 2

    Frothing Alex Jones Claims Sexual Harassment Part Of Worldwide Imbalance In Gender Power Dynamics https://trib.al/bHy9jWI pic.twitter.com/32cotDnmHc

    8:12 AM - 2 Mar 2018
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    • Normal Lakers Fan Anders Imenes Nonbread Felipe Vazquez Ian Hunter Loyaltybrown mock the devil Death in the West Sean Whalen
    59 replies 258 retweets 1,291 likes
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      2. Joey Wolf but spookier‏ @MisterJWolf Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        What are you doing, @TheOnion? Alex Jones is already a living, breathing parody. Nothing you could say would make him seem more ridiculous.

        2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. eric newsom‏ @3_r1c Mar 2
        Replying to @MisterJWolf @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        “Alex Jones presents valid, well thought out argument”

        1 reply 0 retweets 81 likes
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      1. Captain Quality‏ @CaptainQuality Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        This could be a real headline and now I need a drink.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Dave Huff‏ @punadave Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Ok, guys... Is the joke here that it's indiscernible from reality?

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      1. chairface‏ @chairface02 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I thought the onion was meant to be satire

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      1. Joe Kowghoulski  😱‏ @PogieJoe Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Obviously the most suspicious part of this satire is that YouTube would ban anyone who makes them money.

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      2. Essential(ly Illegal) Consulting, LLC‏ @PrincessSoupCan Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Can you really Onion Alex Jones?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Anaisa Simpson  🇨🇦‏ @AnaisaSimpson Mar 2
        Replying to @PrincessSoupCan @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        He has Onioned himself too many times. He is Meme Incarnate. He is the embodiment of the Essence of The Troll.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  🏳️‍🌈Jason Anthony Sterling #EAGameChanger‏ @Jasonsterling70 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        When he has a heart attack on air it will be the most watched thing on Youtube- ever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Joy Villa‏Verified account @Joy_Villa Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Wow @RealAlexJones your fame has eclipsed even the Onion LOL The more parodies they do the more you rise :-D

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Christopher Trott‏ @spacerust Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        holy shit this guy is insane.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bob Lockey‏ @boblockey Mar 2
        Replying to @spacerust @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        No, he's a marketer, the people that listen to him are insane..

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael van Kesteren‏ @MichaelVeeKay Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        I know this is The Onion, but considering the subject matter I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is actually satire or not..

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      1. sean persinger‏ @sean508 Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Us libs better stick together

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      1. sean persinger‏ @sean508 Mar 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Alex is a boo boo head

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      1. pain‏ @dysshitpost Mar 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        everyone's missing the fact that this is a valid reasonable argument that Alex Jones would never make

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      1. Theodosus‏ @Atheodosus Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealAlexJones

        Did not have enough trannie frogs 3/10.

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