The other 10% of the time they are having sex while also thinking about ending the relationship.
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[boyfriend reads] Haha that’s so... [hides paper]
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Topher Grace looks pissed
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Is it because she has a husband?
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No they thinking about their fortnite wins. Obviously
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No, we’re not thinking about ending relationships, we are most definitely thinking about whats on TV, and how to end world piece, and how to get some from you, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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See, I was thinking so hard, I mis spelled world peace! I know it’s not world piece, it’s world peace!
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It’s a satirical website, no need to defend yourself
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Same for girlfriends.
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Eeeevvvveeeerrrrrr
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Well now that the code has been cracked, what do we obsess about now??
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Someone once told me: "you know you found someone special when you can just hang out and be quiet togheter". That made me so happy because I can't be with someone that is allergic to silence! Maybe that's why I love my cat so much..
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Like in the movie Dont Marry Den Doss: Always be breaking up
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I knew it!! Lol
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Fake news!
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The onion reposts 90% of the time
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I thought the Onion was satire?
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