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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    Study: Boyfriends Who Aren’t Speaking Are Thinking About Ending Relationship 90% Of Time https://trib.al/mv2k29T pic.twitter.com/LLelLj9Pz4

    7:07 PM - 1 Mar 2018
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      1. Nandleson Croop‏ @Nandleson_Croop Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The other 10% of the time they are having sex while also thinking about ending the relationship.

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      1. Joe at Work‏ @JoeAtWork87 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        [boyfriend reads] Haha that’s so... [hides paper]

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      1. Tony Walden‏ @walden_tony Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Topher Grace looks pissed

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      1. Andrew Black‏ @tandymonium Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it because she has a husband?

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      1. Pucc‏ @Puccaroo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        No they thinking about their fortnite wins. Obviously

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      2. Brad‏ @BradABerman Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @hbryant42

        No, we’re not thinking about ending relationships, we are most definitely thinking about whats on TV, and how to end world piece, and how to get some from you, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brad‏ @BradABerman Mar 1
        Replying to @BradABerman @TheOnion @hbryant42

        See, I was thinking so hard, I mis spelled world peace! I know it’s not world piece, it’s world peace!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sam Sweeden‏ @SammySweed Mar 1
        Replying to @BradABerman @TheOnion @hbryant42

        It’s a satirical website, no need to defend yourself

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Just Little Old Me!‏ @indiblue4 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same for girlfriends.

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      4. Dirk Pitt‏ @Samsons_Jawbone Mar 1
        Replying to @woosteli @indiblue4 @TheOnion

        Eeeevvvveeeerrrrrr

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      1. Diana Marsh‏ @rebelthriver75 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well now that the code has been cracked, what do we obsess about now?? @SethMacFarlane

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      1. Jani Poxx‏ @Jani_Poxx Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Someone once told me: "you know you found someone special when you can just hang out and be quiet togheter". That made me so happy because I can't be with someone that is allergic to silence! Maybe that's why I love my cat so much..

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      1. Joe Shmoe‏ @JoeShmoe1984 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham

        Like in the movie Dont Marry Den Doss: Always be breaking up

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      1. Gemeni365‏ @Gemeni365 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew it!! Lol

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      1. Doug Miller‏ @dm935 Mar 2
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Fake news!

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      1. Thoughts When Pooping‏ @thaddeus_cycles Mar 2
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        The onion reposts 90% of the time

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      1. Doc Nebuloso‏ @drnebuloso Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I thought the Onion was satire?

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