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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    Apple Unveils Single Colossal iPhone All Americans Can Use At Once https://trib.al/AHrTkQC pic.twitter.com/2pqK9ydXAF

    12:09 PM - 1 Mar 2018
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    • Honey Buns🍯 bernardettewilson Joe Ridgeway Kenneth Park, Class of 2004 jessus christ Crystal Dive Koh Tao Pierre-Simon Laplace 2018 bad year Neuro Atypical
    Tim Cook
    27 replies 206 retweets 1,135 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @tim_cook

        But the charger is a separate charge

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. muad'glib‏ @muadglib Mar 1
        Replying to @joshisarealboy @TheOnion @tim_cook

        And iOS is already out of date.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Creakyknee‏ @peterbreda2000 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @tim_cook

        And despite a battery the size of Texas you would struggle to get 10 hours out of it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Jordon Bedwell‏ @envygeeks Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @tim_cook

        How the hell am I supposed to put my fingerprint into that?

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      1. Gusamongus‏ @gusamongus999 Mar 1
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        The earbuds will still get lost.

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      1. Steven‏ @Ambiguousocial Mar 1
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        I'll wait for the iPhone X Continental Plus.

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      1. JuanVW‏ @itsssjuanie Mar 1
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        I wonder how the Google Pixel Continental is going to compare

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      1. Anton Sostaric‏ @antonsostaric Mar 1
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        We are all but living in one big iPhone

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Mar 1
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        Scott Pruitt: ‘Over heating battery will not contribute to global warming’

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      1. Greg Durrett‏ @gdurrett Mar 1
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        Deus ‘X’ Machina

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      1. Enda Mannion‏ @eanna_ Mar 1
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        It's great. The next big thing

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      1. one_dimensional_cat‏ @abhishek1234456 Mar 1
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        No one will bite this onion , so just make a flat Earth version to be sure

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      1. Alexander Fox‏ @VoteAlexFox Mar 13
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        @Apple wow!

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      1. khuntboi‏ @tfcytfcghfuyyfc Mar 2
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        Maybe I don't want to share porn with people

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      1. pencilpusher(sox)...‏ @pandaproduce Mar 1
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        Only American...whoptee doo..let us know if you're ready to share it with the rest of the non Americans.

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      1. stephen attwood‏ @attwoodstephen Mar 1
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        Would never work as everyone has to look up

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      1. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Mar 1
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        . is this real?

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      1. Jkray‏ @jkray_2 Mar 1
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        Great, now we can stream porn all over the country!

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      1. Dirk‏ @kalvinbal Mar 1
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        The sky’s the limit for the app devs. Literally.

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