She probably wants a new human suit.pic.twitter.com/aRKmZ1qsCz
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You know things are getting weird when the Onion just publishes a straight news story like this.
Moisturize meeeeee
It puts the lotion on its skin.
Hope Hicks wears a TON of makeup.
she has trained caterpillars to act as eyebrows.
Thanks! This was my first belly laugh today. 
This is how bad things are when an article from the onion sounds like an actual thing that could happen. There isn't enough nuance and satire in the world to differentiate things with the trump administration.
Someone should stop Kellyanne before she lays her eggs.
Little known fact, Kellyanne Conway sleeps in the basement of the White House rather than taking an apartment or renting a home. The staff find it strange that she doesn’t sleep in s bed but sleeps in a old coffin -a leftover relic from Halloween celebrations. WOW !!!
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
"her skin was nice. Then her belly opened up with jaggedy sharp toothed jaws...that was my last memory, I feel nothing except for a fear of MacReady"pic.twitter.com/KtmUfEucCo
Hey @KellyannePolls this is really bizarre. Do you want to give a statement?
*awkward shifting of seats In the press room, a single bead of sweat slides down the WaPo correspondent’s brow...*
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