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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    Kellyanne Conway: 'I Always Liked Hope Hicks' Skin, Her Unblemished Supple Skin, Pure, Tasty Skin' https://trib.al/qvi75vP pic.twitter.com/NF1pW2ZVad

    11:41 AM - 1 Mar 2018
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    • Kevin Bailey Capadawan🦋💙 Pvt Bobble - Chief Astrologer IPA Costaki Economopoulos David Lopez Rachel Bradley Anna Cole Chemi Che-Mponda Jakkal
    64 replies 506 retweets 2,855 likes
      1. Angel Lush‏ @angel25000 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She probably wants a new human suit.pic.twitter.com/aRKmZ1qsCz

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Schrödinger's Trump thinks rape culture is garbage‏ @SchrodngrsTrump Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know things are getting weird when the Onion just publishes a straight news story like this.

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      1. Boast Mode‏ @JordanaryBlue Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Moisturize meeeeee

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      1. Michael Brent Morris‏ @MorrisMichaelB Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It puts the lotion on its skin.

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      2. Mashie‏ @The_Mashie Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hope Hicks wears a TON of makeup.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Elin Bentsen‏ @BentsenElin Mar 1
        Replying to @The_Mashie @TheOnion

        she has trained caterpillars to act as eyebrows.

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      4. Anna Van Z  🌱‏ @AnnaVanZee Mar 1
        Replying to @BentsenElin @The_Mashie @TheOnion

        Thanks! This was my first belly laugh today. 👍

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Vajra Warden‏ @TruthSalvo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is how bad things are when an article from the onion sounds like an actual thing that could happen. There isn't enough nuance and satire in the world to differentiate things with the trump administration.

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      1. Milton Fletcher‏ @mfletcher530 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @AGentileInBoca

        Someone should stop Kellyanne before she lays her eggs.

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      1. Bobby Tatum‏ @robbytatum69 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Little known fact, Kellyanne Conway sleeps in the basement of the White House rather than taking an apartment or renting a home. The staff find it strange that she doesn’t sleep in s bed but sleeps in a old coffin -a leftover relic from Halloween celebrations. WOW !!!

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      1. Brad Hanaback‏ @RentTheseSpaces Mar 1
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        It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

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      1. letsseepaulallenscard‏ @PyeattRichard Mar 1
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        "her skin was nice. Then her belly opened up with jaggedy sharp toothed jaws...that was my last memory, I feel nothing except for a fear of MacReady"pic.twitter.com/KtmUfEucCo

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      1. Helen Langley 🗽‏ @dreamerhnl Mar 2
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      1. Kevman Schaefer‏ @kdschaefer Mar 1
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        Hey @KellyannePolls this is really bizarre. Do you want to give a statement?

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      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou Mar 1
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        *awkward shifting of seats In the press room, a single bead of sweat slides down the WaPo correspondent’s brow...*

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      1. Alexander Fox‏ @VoteAlexFox Mar 13
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        @KellyannePolls

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