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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    PornHub Expands Parental Controls For User Accounts https://trib.al/z9L1dra pic.twitter.com/YslLLWT61h

    11:11 AM - 1 Mar 2018
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    31 replies 630 retweets 2,759 likes
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      2.  👀 of the  🌍‏ @LazySeconD Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome to 2018, where it is literally impossible to tell whats real or not. Dont believe me? An inflatable raft just crashed through the roof of a woman's house in florida after falling from a canadian military helicopter.

        3 replies 4 retweets 41 likes
      3.  👀 of the  🌍‏ @LazySeconD Mar 2
        Replying to @LazySeconD @TheOnion

        UPDATE: my classes were just cancelled because of wind.

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Nathan‏ @udonomefoo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I stared at this for a full 10 seconds before I realized who posted it. Good job as always, Onion writers.

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Michael Watson‏ @MikeWatsonToGo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6mhHJOeU2m

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      1. Wes Hopkins‏ @JWHopkins11 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, this wouldn't be any less effective than asking people if they are above the age of 18...

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      1. wash your hands‏ @finnabust3 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pg section finally added to pornhub

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      1. Axel Foley‏ @akai_suisei9486 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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      1. Pumpkin King Lab‏ @Dr_Galix0n_Lab Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, there are actual Minecraft let's plays on it, so this wouldn't be surprising.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Nick DuBois‏ @nickdubois30 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Never thought I'd see the phrase "Little Kids" on pornhub lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. khuntboi‏ @tfcytfcghfuyyfc Mar 1
        Replying to @nickdubois30 @TheOnion

        Finally a dream come true

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Snarky Cyclist‏ @SnarkyCyclistAB Mar 1
        Replying to @tfcytfcghfuyyfc @nickdubois30 @TheOnion

        IE for Roy Moore.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Teapo64‏ @Teapo64 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is great! As the head of a Christian household I will NOT let my children watch any homosexual pornography!

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Middle Aged Gambino‏ @MidleAgeGambino Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I saw the picture and was like, "this is actually a pretty good idea" thought about it for 2 mins, then realized it was an Onion article

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      1. -.-‏ @deadscorpion21 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This I bad

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      1. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory Mar 1
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        @Pornhub We're waiting.

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      1. salt‏ @ReflexWeak Mar 12
        Replying to @TheOnion @Pornhub

        How does this work like think about it ok little Timmy you can watch this porn BUT TIMMY I SWEAR TO GOD IF I CATCH YOU WATCHING THIS ONE THAT ONE IS FOR ADULTS

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      1. Fedy Tizaoui‏ @fedy_tizaoui Mar 4
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        i'm 18 since 16 ... deal with it

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