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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    Behind The Scene: The Producers Of ‘Call Me By Your Name’ Discuss Their Favorite Peach-Fucking Scenes In The Oscar-Nominated Filmpic.twitter.com/ySKlKO6rAq

    9:40 AM - 1 Mar 2018
    • 146 Retweets
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    • Chaz Bila OPXRecon MicMars fbuictkcyhoeu Tiffany ThatGreenGentleman subtweetive streak Dustin Pernitsky Synonym Will Never Shine Puns
    23 replies 146 retweets 753 likes
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      2. very manly muppet 🐝‏ @espetrilla Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gr8wallofchynaa

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. chyna 🐝‏ @gr8wallofchynaa Mar 1
        Replying to @espetrilla @TheOnion

        yeah why isn’t anyone talking about how he fucked a peach

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. very manly muppet 🐝‏ @espetrilla Mar 1
        Replying to @gr8wallofchynaa @TheOnion

        🍆🍑

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      2. ash is kinda emo‏ @TwentyGayPilots Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the onion turned gay and im loving it

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Luna La Resistor‏ @LunaLaResistor Mar 1
        Replying to @TwentyGayPilots @TheOnion

        I was just thinking, fucking a peach doesn’t seem that gay. Now if he fucked an eggplant, different story.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Agent Michael Scarn ... 's Robot Butler‏ @MichaelOrdona Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I appreciate the filmmakers getting right to the pit of those scenes. They all gave me warm, fuzzy feelings. But I know I'm peaching to the choir here. Though I did think they went too far with the EYES WIDE SHUT-style orgy in the farmers' market. #OscarBait

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      2. sp 🕸 🕸ky uchis stan account‏ @bennym_t Mar 1
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        @NoahWoodruff

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      3.  🕊 🕊 🕊‏ @ishthez Mar 1
        Replying to @bennym_t @TheOnion

        omfg I spit out my coffee

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Ronnie Smart‏ @RonnieS_Writer Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could be worse:https://www.google.co.nz/amp/metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148/amp/ …

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      2. Stephanie Drace‏ @stephaniedrace Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LizColburn

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      3. Liz Colburn‏ @LizColburn Mar 1
        Replying to @stephaniedrace @TheOnion

        Omg 😂

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      1. LUCAS‏ @ShawnFnLucas Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG! you went there... you really went there. ;-)

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      1. NeoMT‏ @Ne0MT Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        miss me with dat gay shit

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      2. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . I use lemons I like how the citrus stings a little And it leaves my tool lemony fresh with no streaks

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Michael Glass‏ @RantiveMike Mar 1
        Replying to @Abraham_Atess @TheOnion

        Sensible. Streaky tools are of no use to anyone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Peter Corazo‏ @petercorazo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😆 @mona_alcudia @CrispyLeee @zachaldave

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      1. Your Savior Ishtar‏ @yourqueenishtar Mar 5
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        That peach got traumatized for life

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