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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Has Finally Confirmed There Were No Survivors In The Challenger Disaster https://trib.al/OH4MLh8 pic.twitter.com/gacwXw5dJo

    9:07 AM - 1 Mar 2018
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    280 replies 511 retweets 3,095 likes
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      2. Francine Wolf‏ @ZaZuProductions Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I follow you, but this post was really uncalled for, and not comical in the least. I knew people who knew two astronauts who perished personally, and I would urge you to delete this post.

        6 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. biedz‏ @nickbiedz Mar 1
        Replying to @ZaZuProductions @TheOnion

        You knew people who knew people..... must have been a very difficult for you to personally handle

        2 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
      4. Francine Wolf‏ @ZaZuProductions Mar 1
        Replying to @nickbiedz @TheOnion

        We were together in Ohio listening to the radio during work when we heard the launch and the news and just grabbed each other crying for a very long time....

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Josh McLean’s Ghost‏ @RadioMcLean Mar 1
        Replying to @ZaZuProductions @nickbiedz @TheOnion

        the majority of people on earth were not alive when this happened, the “too soon” ship sailed a while ago

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. J.S.O.‏ @jcborin Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For those offended: That is the point. If you subscribe to satire and are never offended you don’t care about anything.

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. Danny Contreras, Jr.‏ @DanielDannyc12 Mar 1
        Replying to @jcborin @TheOnion

        It's not that it's offensive; it's just stupid. It doesn't work as satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. LIVING DEAD BOI‏ @BoardGameBrawl Mar 1
        Replying to @DanielDannyc12 @jcborin @TheOnion

        ^ Finds it extremely offensive but won't admit it and just keeps calling it "stupid".

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      5. Danny Contreras, Jr.‏ @DanielDannyc12 Mar 1
        Replying to @BoardGameBrawl @jcborin @TheOnion

        No, it's just not a good joke.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. J.S.O.‏ @jcborin Mar 1
        Replying to @DanielDannyc12 @BoardGameBrawl @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Uryf1ji7lA

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Dave Doherty‏ @_dave_doherty Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        too soon

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Cursed Pumpkin‏ @PhantomTehM8 Mar 1
        Replying to @_dave_doherty @TheOnion

        Its been over 30 years

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Dave Doherty‏ @_dave_doherty Mar 1
        Replying to @PhantomTehM8 @TheOnion

        Give it another 30, it will still be too soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      5. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Mar 1
        Replying to @_dave_doherty @TheOnion

        In another 30 years most of the people who were old enough to remember it will be dead or potentially come down with Alzheimer's.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Dave Doherty‏ @_dave_doherty Mar 1
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @TheOnion

        I’ll be 79 - I hope to still be healthy and able to recall that day as vividly as I can today.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Mar 1
        Replying to @_dave_doherty @TheOnion

        Well here's to good health.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. CarmParo‏ @CarmParo Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just here for the angry replies don't mind me

        0 replies 0 retweets 34 likes
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      1. Linda Britt‏ @veganwithabeef Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously tasteless.

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      2. Ryan Herra‏ @RyanHerra Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People dying isnt funny. The people who loved wont find this funny, probably because people dying isnt funny.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Daniel Blomberg‏ @Theevileye00 Mar 1
        Replying to @RyanHerra @TheOnion

        Yes because humor isn't subjective and you Ryan Herra are the sole judge of what is funny and what is not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Ryan Herra‏ @RyanHerra Mar 1
        Replying to @Theevileye00 @TheOnion

        #Fact

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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