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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Mar 1

    Employees Given List Of Doctors Shitty Enough To Accept Company’s Health Insurance Plan https://trib.al/rWRmIBw pic.twitter.com/nRNsHGE3Ow

    5:50 AM - 1 Mar 2018
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      1. ryan cooper‏ @cryinpooper Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire. This is too accurate.

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      2. Johnny‏ @JohnnyCaggz Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @fsbr_Asl this was the tweet right above yours lmao

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      3. Chad Gagnon‏ @fsbr_Asl Mar 2
        Replying to @JohnnyCaggz @TheOnion

        Jfc

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      2. Jason‏ @btcs41 Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The dude from Bon Iver is a doctor?!

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      3. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Mar 1
        Replying to @btcs41 @TheOnion

        Well, now I have that doctor singing Holocene while he does the examination.

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      1. SenayDragon‏ @SenayDragon Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The last insurance company I had suggested a doctor that was listed as ‘accepting new patients’ but had in actuality passed away over a year prior. This is our healthcare system wtf

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Mar 1
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        Yup

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      1. ValerieJT‏ @valerieJT3 Mar 1
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        This guy is responsible for our NY problemhttps://www.villagevoice.com/2017/05/25/meet-the-senator-who-stands-between-new-yorkers-and-universal-health-care/ …

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      1. Gore Shock‏ @Zordauch Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreenEyedLilo

        Quadrant III, and Doctor Nick.pic.twitter.com/Q5AmVDWYHY

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      1. Branden Severseike‏ @bseverseike Mar 1
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        Sad and true

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee Mar 1
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        Hey! My friend ‘Larry the Butcher’ is on the list! Yaa!

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      1. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Mar 1
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        Man, the dentist is looking rough AF.

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Mar 1
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        Ain't that the truth

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      1. Oscár Ulises.‏ @oscaruturcios Mar 1
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        Come so South Florida we have the best "doctors" Cuba has to offer... 😒

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      1. Frank Knopf‏ @archiebunker20 Mar 1
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        Love The Onion......favorite news source!

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      1. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS Mar 1
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        0bamacare victim poster child

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      1. Kenny Bales‏ @KenEBales Mar 1
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        Paging Dr. Frankenstein

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Mar 1
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        He treated the best of society after the war, in Argentina!

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