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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

      Idea Of Doing Nothing Until Next Mass Shooting Quickly Gaining Traction In Congress https://trib.al/7r9F8xe pic.twitter.com/lJcqckzuZJ

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

      "After the recent tragedies, lawmakers have shown a great deal of interest in a proposal that’s been circulating to sit back and do jack shit until the next entirely preventable massacre goes down on U.S. soil.” https://trib.al/OtCRYgI pic.twitter.com/Cogwl1fp7N

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        1. Mike‏ @tallboy66 Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          But they have been talking about it for 2 weeks so it's not too soon to talk about gun control. And talk, and talk, and talk, and talk...pic.twitter.com/51uBTWY18x

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        1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Remember in November. Vote the bums out!!!

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        1. Janey The Small‏ @JaneyTheSmall Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Even the Onion can't parody this.

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        1. you_mad_at_lambo?‏ @lukeryanpalmer Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Sad and very true. @realDonaldTrump @NRA @WhiteHouse

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        1. D James Weiss‏ @dodoweiss Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You may think it is easy to be so inept! I’d suggest it takes a special tenacity and abilities far beyond the norm to truly do nothing while pretending to actually be caring, functioning, competent human beings and to beat off relentless attacks trying to make them do something.

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        1. Bryan G. McCarthy‏ @bmccarthy07 Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Blood is on their hands for all those people who have perished due to their inaction, totally shameless, they should all go to hell

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        1. Ben Beem‏ @ben_beem Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I get it 😂😂.This is funny because you think gun control by our criminal govt who has guns we pay for is a legitimate concept 😂😂😂😂.

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        1. Dakota Timm‏ @dakota_timm Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          The Onion once more displays its skill in wielding the two edged sword of sarcastic satire.The truth is much more sinister (or not,depending on one's social mores).The House is conducting secret meetings to author a bill with with language to enact a Purge.

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        1. Clarahhj‏ @clarahjorth Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Accurate and savage as per usual 😂😂😂😂

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        1. Mumbles into mic‏ @jofraw Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          FBI / Sheriff Israel did nothing. #FakeFakeNews

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        1. Kathy  🦄 💜 ♊️‏ @VioletHaze5 Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This is real fake news!

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        1. Dr Cheese N Crackers‏ @MSUFTW1 Mar 1
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I thought this was a fake news website

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        1. Will Cox‏ @wcox00 Feb 28
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          Looking at you @marcorubio @SpeakerRyan

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        1. LocalOnVolkls‏ @rtftheodore Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Don’t stop.

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        1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Horribly true.

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        1. james cacace‏ @JamesCacace Feb 28
          Replying to @TheOnion

          logic escapes most politicians in general and all liberals in particular because if gun laws are what they focus on as a solution, as is the standard operating procedure, than of course nothing is going to get done. guns are not the problem hence no solution. Focus on the humans

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        1. Kath Loften‏ @KathLoften1 Feb 28
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          or until November....

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