No wonder this flight is taking forever. At least no harm can come to me up here, I'm safe.
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If the plane runs out of fuel you’ll be up there all day.
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UPDATE: After exhausting fuel reserves, the pilot expertly guided the plane away from innocent civilians, successfully crash landing on Georgia Lt Governor Casey Cagle. There were no real casualties. The City of Atlanta has endorsed the pilot for Lt Governor.
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It's the Onion, more fake news.
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Or until you buy the premium sandwich and at least one item from Skymall.
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I don't own a gun... but there's some serious mental evaluations needed here! Are passengers on board? Do they plan to refuel in air? This is really stupid... but as much as Delta's lacking... there's no way they saw this coming! Is the story real?
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Keeping your page alive!
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OK let's answer... a real story would have been on all the news channels...which just happen to be on my four tv's all day. But... the Onion...run with it.
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Why thanks...very diplomatic... yawn


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U see you are on a Non stop flight
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It's Delta, they are doing good to be leaving the gate
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Quick, send a commando of well trained armed teachers to bring them down.
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