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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

    Delta Pilot Refuses To Land Until Gun Control Legislation Passed https://trib.al/C8Od0O6 pic.twitter.com/6r69zXK3TI

    2:31 PM - 28 Feb 2018
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      2. ScHoolboy F.‏ @gamino10 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No wonder this flight is taking forever. At least no harm can come to me up here, I'm safe.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Hillary’s deleted server‏ @Chrish7511 Feb 28
        Replying to @gamino10 @TheOnion

        If the plane runs out of fuel you’ll be up there all day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Just This Ghost‏ @justthisguy Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        UPDATE: After exhausting fuel reserves, the pilot expertly guided the plane away from innocent civilians, successfully crash landing on Georgia Lt Governor Casey Cagle. There were no real casualties. The City of Atlanta has endorsed the pilot for Lt Governor.

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      1. Jennifer Kreegar‏ @JenniferJ4a958 Mar 3
        Replying to @ismynameyvonne @TheOnion

        It's the Onion, more fake news.

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      2. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or until you buy the premium sandwich and at least one item from Skymall.

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 Feb 28
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        pic.twitter.com/Y2lq3ClxhI

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      2. ShawnScanlon‏ @ShawnScanlon3 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't own a gun... but there's some serious mental evaluations needed here! Are passengers on board? Do they plan to refuel in air? This is really stupid... but as much as Delta's lacking... there's no way they saw this coming! Is the story real?

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      4. ShawnScanlon‏ @ShawnScanlon3 Feb 28
        Replying to @zechXBL @TheOnion

        Keeping your page alive!

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      6. ShawnScanlon‏ @ShawnScanlon3 Feb 28
        Replying to @zechXBL @TheOnion

        OK let's answer... a real story would have been on all the news channels...which just happen to be on my four tv's all day. But... the Onion...run with it.

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      8. ShawnScanlon‏ @ShawnScanlon3 Feb 28
        Replying to @zechXBL @TheOnion

        Why thanks...very diplomatic... yawn😵😵😭

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      1. Adam Wetstein‏ @hogtownboy Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        U see you are on a Non stop flight

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 28
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        It's Delta, they are doing good to be leaving the gate

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      1. chuck brown‏ @chuckbrown0916 Feb 28
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        Quick, send a commando of well trained armed teachers to bring them down.

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      2. Guille‏ @ImLordGuille Feb 28
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