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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/So9QdktciO

    1:52 PM - 28 Feb 2018
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    • boo (i scared you) Nazbol master race Deicoh Willam Hartley Dave Taylor 🅱️3️⃣ Dustin Danos Darth Draconis jim but just his skeleton
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      1. Deb la bruja gringa  🌉‏ @DKinnard Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@joshgroban This is why their mothers (747s, L-1011s, etc.) push them out of the nests when their wings grow long enough.

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      1.  🌻mainepatty‏ @mainepatty Feb 28
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        Some never learn.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They just wing it

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      1. spooky snake‏ @Apepsnake Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did you know airplanes' species name is flightus aeroplanus

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      1. Individual-Toad‏ @realPissTapes Feb 28
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        Airplanes hearts are beating 1 month after conception

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      1. Rick Keeney‏ @dethb1rd1960 Mar 1
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        Trump-Get Mr. Magoo on this!

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      1. a waffle‏ @waternav Mar 1
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        Some never learn

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      1. Hudson Valley Ghoul 👻 💀 🧛‍♂️ 🎃‏ @GitnerDebbie Feb 28
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        Like all young ones, they must be nurtured and taught to do what must be done.

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't worry. No airplanes are ever stuck in the sky, they always come down.

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      1. BillyMazz‏ @Billmazzacca Feb 28
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        That’s good!!!

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      1. TheRandomOne‏ @I_Ask_Random_Qs Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is very. Thank, Onion, for bang up reportage per usual.

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      1. Bob Payne‏ @BobCarriesOn Feb 28
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        But within weeks some are able to stand on their nose.

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      1. Jay Ernst‏ @jaernst68 Feb 28
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        @AOPA is this true?!

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      1. Mike Reyher‏ @MikeReyher Feb 28
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        Anything will fly of you throw it hard enough.

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      1. Colleen-innocent but locked out of tweeties‏ @coleentweetjail Feb 28
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        Ohhhh fascinating. I didn’t.

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      1. ShawnScanlon‏ @ShawnScanlon3 Feb 28
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        That's funny...and all journalists are born without yet knowing how to speak! Both a coincidence? Just asking?

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      1. VoteVoteVote‏ @bapop Feb 28
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        Without wings?

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      1. Erik S. Lacy‏ @ekworx7 Feb 28
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        airplanes don't fly themselves!!

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      2. Bill Rinehart‏ @BillGRinehart Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this missing a word?

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      3. Pierre-Luc Thibeault‏ @Pedro_Tibo Feb 28
        Replying to @BillGRinehart @TheOnion

        No you're okay.

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      4. Bill Rinehart‏ @BillGRinehart Feb 28
        Replying to @Pedro_Tibo @TheOnion

        I suppose. I wanted to change it to "born without wings", but I guess that's not what they're going for.

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