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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

    Idea Of Doing Nothing Until Next Mass Shooting Quickly Gaining Traction In Congress https://trib.al/7r9F8xe pic.twitter.com/lJcqckzuZJ

    11:27 AM - 28 Feb 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

        "After the recent tragedies, lawmakers have shown a great deal of interest in a proposal that’s been circulating to sit back and do jack shit until the next entirely preventable massacre goes down on U.S. soil.” https://trib.al/OtCRYgI pic.twitter.com/Cogwl1fp7N

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      2. Jon Bloom‏ @ke3z Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know, The Onion, it's not satire if it's the exact truth.

        1 reply 14 retweets 241 likes
      3. Dan Balkwill‏ @DanJBalkwill Feb 28
        Replying to @ke3z @TheOnion

        I was p!$$ed until I saw it was from The Onion. Then I was pissed when I realized it was true!

        0 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1. Nandleson Croop‏ @Nandleson_Croop Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're supposed to be writing satire, not leaking the schedule for congress.

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      2. Mrs Odie‏ @MrsOdie2 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The search for Paul Ryan's spine (and lips) is on-going.

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. J-circled‏ @jjdanerson Feb 28
        Replying to @MrsOdie2 @TheOnion

        Let’s send his spine our thoughts and prayers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. WeAreAmericansFirst 🇺🇸‏ @Coquii73 Mar 1
        Replying to @jjdanerson @MrsOdie2 @TheOnion

        Let’s send them all HOME!! #VoteBlue #VoteThemAllOut #VoteBlue2018 #BlueWave 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2.  🏳️‍🌈Pokemoneuro 🏳️‍🌈‏ @ikbengoldgast Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Normally The Onion reports satire... But this might actually be true

        1 reply 0 retweets 51 likes
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      1. Rusty‏ @rustyintheuk Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When satire IS the reality we really need to worry ...

        0 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Western Mastery, PhD‏ @WesternMastery Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Real news

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. CIRCUMCISIONinsanity‏ @MgMinsanity Feb 28
        Replying to @WesternMastery @TheOnion

        No kidding.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. (((Ian O'Padrick)))‏ @IanOPadrick Feb 28
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        pic.twitter.com/8fU74v1WOx

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      1. Weezer cover Buddy Holly by Weezer‏ @ranotraino Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thoughts and prayers

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      1. Victor Bruneski‏ @VictorBruneski Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How come The Onion is the only news outlet not reporting fake news?

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      1. Neal Draznin‏ @draznnl Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @markos

        I thought you were supposed to be a satirical paper.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Feb 28
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        It’s not a joking matterpic.twitter.com/2b4YKSo6Mk

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      1. Copernicus Turing‏ @CopernicusTur Feb 28
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      1. Hollywoo Heel‏ @Camuraii Feb 28
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      1. Chris Freeman‏ @drchrisisfree Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SpeakerRyan they know you well at The Onion. It was founded in Wisconsin, as it happens. Oh, and one more thing: do some stuff to save the country. It’s your only job. @maddow @matthewamiller @SRuhle @Fahrenthold @DanRather @MMFlint

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