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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

    Today's Behind The Scene: Dunkirk Survivor Praises Oscar-Nominated 'Dunkirk' As Most Realistic Depiction Of Cowardly Fleeing From Battlepic.twitter.com/DekZBxAnTd

    10:25 AM - 28 Feb 2018
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    • ao 😎 Charles Curtis Hannah McGee tigranuhi bayatyan Jason Healing Trap Flirrble Flub Victor Kioulaphides Bill Lamb
    36 replies 58 retweets 356 likes
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      2. Rabbi Jacob Herber‏ @rjherber Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And you think this satirically funny because . . .

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      3.  🐝 Bruce Vain  🐝‏ @JackHorror976 Feb 28
        Replying to @rjherber @TheOnion

        Because Donald Trump called the armed officer at Parkland a coward. The victim of this joke is not solders.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Big Ears Teddy‏ @bigearsteddy1 Feb 28
        Replying to @JackHorror976 @rjherber @TheOnion

        Softens it a bit but in my view the target just isn't clear, especially at first glance. I really do think it's an unfortunate misfire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. The_innkeeper‏ @keeper_of_inns Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Cowardly fleeing from battle"..? Come on.

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      2. Jeff Mather‏ @jeffreyraym Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Retract. Not funny but you are entitled to miss the mark now and again.

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      3. James  🇧🇦‏ @Jamesldnmcr Feb 28
        Replying to @jeffreyraym @TheOnion

        I mean...it was fleeing from battle

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      4. Alec Robertson‏ @Smalec58 Feb 28
        Replying to @Jamesldnmcr @jeffreyraym @TheOnion

        No. They retreated to fight another day while the U.S. sat and watched from the sidelines and did nothing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. James  🇧🇦‏ @Jamesldnmcr Mar 3
        Replying to @Smalec58 @jeffreyraym @TheOnion

        They retreated (from battle) leaving French civilians, most French soldiers and a large chunk of their artillery behind

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. 🄲🄷🅁🄸🅂 🄻🅄🄴🄱🄲🄺🄴‏ @cluebcke Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm just here for the angerpic.twitter.com/WT9XlU2QRS

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      1. marcel duchamp‏ @marcelduchamp10 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this isn’t funny.

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      1. Jkray‏ @jkray_2 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        People are missing the point, and it's funny.

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      1. Maynard G. Krebs‏ @krebs2u Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        tuff spot those men were in... pretty cowardly to joke about it... F-U... 👹

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      1. Alan Canny‏ @IrishCanny Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @caithniadh

        Sir Robin, bravely running away! Like the brits at Dunkirk #RunAwaypic.twitter.com/qJ7GIXLFju

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      1. Satoshi Revolution‏ @CATA_coin Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/HIVNYZ6Kmt

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      1. David Gray‏ @dtgray1963 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny.

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      1. O Lula tá preso Babaca‏ @kievrob Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Person Who Works Writing Funny Headlines On Twitter Thinks They Can Call Someone Who Went To War A Coward

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      1. Andrew‏ @NYC_Andrew Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How about the 4,000 British casualties at Siege of Calais which diverted German troops and bought additional time for the evacuation of the British army?

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