ONION, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE!
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The struggle is real.
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Oh no. This was actually me the last few days. What does a guy have to do to get some damn lettuce and tomato around here? I don't want any DANG PIMENTO
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I'll have the cheeseburger. - with lambabamadingdong sauce? What? No, just a burger - want to freakify it? ??? No! Just a plain cheeseburger - Which one of our 18 artisanal buns would you like? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GIVE ME MEAT, CHEESE, AND BREAD!!!!
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I keep telling my wife this. Gimme beef and bread. Who the hell needs avocado toast.
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@godammitkitty@athornhill78 Man, they've really got dad's figured out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE.
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This is so my late father...Red Robin confounded him to no end.
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That is how I feel about ice cream.
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This is you
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Been there,done that.
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Ironically the most factual article on the net right now
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