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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 28

    Climate Change Could Kill Most King Penguins By 2100 https://trib.al/6oR5zKt  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/wNk6yTSuGU

    7:42 AM - 28 Feb 2018
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    • spook month Brian Lewis jj the damn economy and thj dow jones Adam M. Bruns im still mus1k btw blob G.W. Peck Riley Wavra
    15 replies 173 retweets 1,023 likes
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      2. alexa gentile‏ @alexaggentile Feb 28
        Replying to @Ruchie_Ruch @TheOnion

        Ok but I thought this was hysterical... 😂

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      3. Mr. Ruch  🤙🏼‏ @Ruchie_Ruch Feb 28
        Replying to @alexaggentile @TheOnion

        BUT THE PEGUINS LEX THE PENGUINS

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. alexa gentile‏ @alexaggentile Feb 28
        Replying to @Ruchie_Ruch @TheOnion

        ITS THE ONION RICHIE I DONT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY

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      5. Mr. Ruch  🤙🏼‏ @Ruchie_Ruch Feb 28
        Replying to @alexaggentile @TheOnion

        sry I don’t speak Europeanpic.twitter.com/N5DIqGRLew

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      6. alexa gentile‏ @alexaggentile Feb 28
        Replying to @Ruchie_Ruch @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1N7RGPfuZr

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      1. alan hajduk‏ @duchetina Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        save penguinshttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/24/syria-death-toll-nears-500-as-eastern-ghouta-bombing-continues …

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      1. Alexander Fox‏ @VoteAlexFox Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @elonmusk

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      2. Mike‏ @mike_maric Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am as much for climate stagnation as the next guy, but penguins strike me as a bit aloof anyway so no big whoop. Learn to fly already.

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      3. Mike‏ @mike_maric Mar 3
        Replying to @mike_maric @TheOnion

        And now we find a secret colony of penguins? I think penguins have jumped ahead of North Korea and Russia as threats to humanity.pic.twitter.com/H60S2qufxa

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Mike‏ @mike_maric Mar 3
        Replying to @mike_maric @TheOnion

        People that don’t punch penguins in the face make me SICK!

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      1. mi‏ @missmischief420 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Y'all cold

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      1. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory Feb 28
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        Hi stranger.pic.twitter.com/hcmduVy5By

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      1.  💀 Skulls & Sorcery  🎃‏ @Sword_N_Sorcery Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That 'quote' is basically every old republican ever.

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      1. r.‏ @fvckspeak Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        damn, why cant this happen to a less GIF-able animal

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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan Feb 28
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        "Penguins is practically chickens." from the cartoon "8-Ball Bunny"

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      1. rick‏ @rick_ringer Feb 28
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        Climate change rely on peoples ignorance.

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      2. r.‏ @fvckspeak Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        most of us reading this post with be dead by 2100 too

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      3. Young Jedi‏ @George_Gishe Feb 28
        Replying to @fvckspeak @TheOnion

        It's not about you, it's about being responsible enough to know that the Earth needs to be taken care of for the sake of future generations.

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      4. r.‏ @fvckspeak Feb 28
        Replying to @George_Gishe @TheOnion

        whats a king penguin ever done for me?

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      5. End of conversation

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