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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Teen Unsure How To Break It To Parents That The Devil Got Her Pregnant https://trib.al/9z4rCEk pic.twitter.com/XqvXNUSQGH

    12:29 PM - 27 Feb 2018
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    27 replies 243 retweets 1,549 likes
      1. Robert Lacks‏ @nycourtclerk Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So The Devil Wears Prada but not a condom?

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      1. The Devil Himself‏ @TheDevilHimse14 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t blame me, I’ve never seen her before 🤘🏻👹

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      1. Cole Miller‏ @MillerMiller656 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump’s mother had the same problem

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      1. Plastic Straw King Boo‏ @ZFed116 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "The Devil went Down on Georgia"

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      1. heleenaaxx‏ @heleenaxx Feb 27
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        pic.twitter.com/2o2X26qUP1

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      2. "Jeff"‏ @jeffdevries Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And that's why the Antichrist is named Kayden.

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      1. Luis avispon‏ @Luis84529313 Feb 27
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        pic.twitter.com/yZ6DvoLZrM

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      1. Jonathan Dunn‏ @JDunnski17 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bcharb9

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      1. Morbid Mo‏ @xXMindfighterXx Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @s8n Yo, what's up with this? The Devil doesn't use protection?

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She should have never went down to Georgia for spring break.

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      1. Tzrner‏ @Tzrner Feb 28
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        Mary got away with it...

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      1. Tzrner‏ @Tzrner Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The devil has sent his own son to a virgin mother. Its over guys. Repent to the devil now!

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      2. Robert Matthew‏ @BobbyKlett Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Dach_Zombi

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      3. Zach Dombi‏ @Dach_Zombi Feb 28
        Replying to @BobbyKlett @TheOnion

        Brutal but fair reputation jugular punch.

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      4. Robert Matthew‏ @BobbyKlett Feb 28
        Replying to @Dach_Zombi @TheOnion

        Some of these posts I feel would be criminal to leave only in the carpool

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pence will pray for her.

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      1. The lion of zion‏ @levinemarty2 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tell them trump made u do it

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      1. John Petrolino‏ @PetrolinoEsq Feb 27
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        \m/

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