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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Jared Kushner Forced To Follow Along With Ivanka's Classified Documents During Meetings https://trib.al/8YjBzB9 pic.twitter.com/6ysRpclfAG

    11:13 AM - 27 Feb 2018
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    79 replies 1,543 retweets 5,633 likes
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      2. Doug Saros‏ @dougs1957 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @JwgkyGreer

        Two ppl that shouldn’t have security clearances

        3 replies 7 retweets 45 likes
      3. Lisa Campbell‏ @K8smommyLisa Feb 27
        Replying to @dougs1957 @TheOnion @JwgkyGreer

        Actually there are a lot of people on this administration that should not have security clearances—-starting with Trump, Sr!

        1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes
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      2. RH‏ @robhum1 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel for all of you at the Onion these days, given our current situation it must require extraordinary work to create satire and irony in addition to what is dished out by reality.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Lizard‏ @LizardSF Feb 28
        Replying to @robhum1 @TheOnion

        I have termed this the Neuman Singularity: The point where reality becomes ridiculous faster than satire can keep up.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Catherine Lydon‏ @rocknrollElder Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        he shouldn't be reading this info at all. lock them up

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Maddie CherCrew‏ @FFelgers Feb 27
        Replying to @rocknrollElder @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        That’s from The Onion, it’s satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. JellyStyx‏ @BeboPJemm Feb 28
        Replying to @FFelgers @rocknrollElder and

        Oh, but it's really not 🙄

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. The 'Bone Saw Babe' Yukster  🇯🇵  🇺🇸‏ @SetagayaGirl Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @ForexLive

        They are actually browsing a sex toy catalog. You can tell by Jared's expression that he's never seen this stuff, and by Ivanka's, that she *has.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Lisa Ely Schellhorn‏ @Lisaely123 Feb 27
        Replying to @SetagayaGirl @TheOnion @ForexLive

        😎😎😎😎🙂pic.twitter.com/BZ7TKru5Bi

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Shadow*Kitty Month  🌙 🙀 🧙🏽‍♀️‏ @VegatronPrime Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @BrittanieBoe

        It’s sad that reality has become funnier than the Onion.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      2. я‏ @ronnibahia Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AlejandroVale47 they even beat politico to the scoop lolz

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Alejandro Valencia‏ @AlejandroVale47 Feb 27
        Replying to @ronnibahia @TheOnion

        Hahaha that's just... Actually this is depressing 😥

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Mary-Mary‏ @Maryaclare Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham

        You guys, satire has now become factual in the tRump WH.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Persistent Women Vote Nov 6‏ @iamprowoman Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @ffish

        It must be hard to be the onion these days with all the actual craziness

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      1. Mary Mary (Tweetin virgin no more)‏ @Marylaw55555 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @buidoibrew

        Trump's response...."I never met Jared. He had no role in my campaign."

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      1. Grouchy Old Man‏ @MikeSwederske Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hope there are a lot of pictures

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      1. Not My President‏ @notmiprez Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor jared

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      1. pppioe‏ @pppioe Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealDLHughley

        Afterwards, Kushner is overheard asking Paul Manafort how to convert a pdf to a word document... He needs a security clearance.

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