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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Trump Selects Longtime Personal Plane To Head FAA https://trib.al/MAJYUdU pic.twitter.com/Gdsyl0yR6C

    10:15 AM - 27 Feb 2018
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    • hdb Nathan 🎃 Kalmoe Toby Maxson ⬇✌ Pierre-Simon Laplace PAPERFACE Clever, right ?! Rachael Houston Teej William
    21 replies 249 retweets 1,579 likes
      1. Katie Bevins‏ @kadbevins36 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They didn’t vet this plane very well. Allegations that it inappropriately touched an American Eagle and a United 747 plane with its wing while taxing into a gate at Newark and O’Hare have been documented.

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      1. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At least a plane can't beat its spouse or launder mob cash.

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      1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, so far it's doing a great job by being the only thing around Trump that is adhering to Federal standards and regulations.

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      1. Dr. Angela Doherty‏ @lavagirlnz Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I lol'd on a packed commuter train... Got judged.

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      1. Rob Gibbs‏ @realRobertGibbs Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The plane declined the request by stating that it would rather slam into a building then head the FAA

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      1.  ✨Lipstick and Rage ™️  ✨‏ @LeslieSimone_ Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One of the only friends he has left...

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      1. Michael Johnson‏ @MikesPieHole Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Trump administration is getting very diverse. The Brave Little Toaster should be appointed to run the FBI.

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      1. Chainsaw SCARE-ison  ⚰️‏ @cdharrison Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's going to mandate all airlines carry KFC, McDonalds, Coke, and extra-salty nuts, isn't he?

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      1. Gianni L Cortez‏ @Iz_4_Fun Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good choicepic.twitter.com/pEdDhz46oI

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      1. Votey McVoteFace‏ @krispekitty Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's funny bc it's true

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      1. Imp3rfectCAT‏ @infecti0usCAT Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is real -the onion

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The plane is sky-high after the announcement.

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      1. santibag‏ @Santibagg Mar 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @DJSnM

        757 is a beautiful plane. I love it's look.

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      1. Brenda Miller‏ @Brenda77526425 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @oneunderscore__

        It’s as good as any person he could nominate & by god it knows how to fly. Can’t talk, that would be main reason to nominate. Can’t tell him NO.

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      1. Lyrae‏ @Lyrae_Wolf Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SkyeTheYordle

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      1. Summer‏ @SummerForChange Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congratulations

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't get it...

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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, it couldn’t inflict more damage than the pilot if Trump likes him.

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      1. Judson Settle‏ @JSettle11 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect allusion to Caligula! @mikeduncan

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