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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Woman Mentally Rifles Through Friends For Perfect Person To Sympathize With Current Pettiness https://trib.al/0CweQfw pic.twitter.com/er3Iu0MrVF

    9:46 AM - 27 Feb 2018
    • 1,255 Retweets
    • 5,151 Likes
    • Hope Alison Fahie Sam Uliano pumpkin spice katie Laura James 🎨 _charon Jess Quinn MacDonald alex
    70 replies 1,255 retweets 5,151 likes
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      2. Michelle Fields‏Verified account @MichelleFields Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Olivianuzzi

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Olivia Nuzzi‏ @Olivianuzzi Feb 27
        Replying to @MichelleFields @TheOnion

        Aw

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. james cassar‏Verified account @getcerebral Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jawnmayer

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. dréspacito‏ @jawnmayer Feb 27
        Replying to @getcerebral

        “Can I be petty for a second”

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2.  🦈 ☠️ THE MEG  ☠️ 🦈‏ @meganligeti Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @JenniferCheek

        @Nika_Howard is always that perfect person.pic.twitter.com/JRd3N4V1Bz

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3.  🔪 💀 N.Ka  💀 🔪‏ @Nika_Howard Feb 27
        Replying to @meganligeti @TheOnion @JenniferCheek

        HAHAHA OMG IT'S SO TRUE. We really know how to dish!pic.twitter.com/AwgsPbNDjM

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Amie 'Petty™ Crisis Actor For Hire' Stuart  😎 😹‏ @chronic_mom Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #TeamPetty for LIFE!

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      2. Christian Carter‏ @WineInTheCARTer Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ASAPkirbs

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kirby *plz vote* Chandler‏ @ASAPkirbs Feb 27
        Replying to @WineInTheCARTer @TheOnion

        Our friendship in a tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Christian Carter‏ @WineInTheCARTer Feb 27
        Replying to @ASAPkirbs @TheOnion

        It is literally always you

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Spooky Natalie Mason  👻‏ @NatalieSDSU Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kellyyshayy It's always you.

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      2. IM REALLY FEELING IT‏ @dickaeopolis Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @goodfellowes us

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      3. Puck  🔪‏ @goodfellowes Feb 27
        Replying to @dickaeopolis @TheOnion

        TRUE

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Maggy‏Verified account @maggyvaneijk Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RemeeTP => this is me apart from the fact that the person I choose is always you

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Remee‏Verified account @RemeeTP Feb 28
        Replying to @maggyvaneijk @TheOnion

        hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahaha

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Casey Cornett‏ @CaseyCornett Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @CathJSweeney

        The Onion’s IG Stories are my favorites.

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      1. Grace  🍝nolo‏ @Glspag Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @yagirl_bails @linsaymaddern @dariankay2 @Teigan_Bosarge

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      1. Sam Uliano‏ @SamUliano1 Apr 6
        Replying to @TheOnion @miraxhorn

        why was i not tagged in this @miraxhorn i am offended

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      1. Monica M. Berra‏ @mmberra Mar 13
        Replying to @TheOnion @Bikelaneglr

        @Bikelaneglr me and you

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