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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Civilization To Hold Off On Having Any More Kids For A Whilehttps://trib.al/Zu0PbvB 

    7:11 AM - 27 Feb 2018
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      1. Hanna E‏ @lil__intro_vert Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. No, IT'S PATRICK  💍 😠‏ @SveThePolarBers Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @OhMG_Tweets

        Tbh I wished this would happen. Earth IS overpopulated with humans, and overpopulation is a main cause for many of the world's problems in my opinion. Look at China and India. Over 1 billion each! People in poverty keep having tons of children, who just end up also being poor 2+

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      3. No, IT'S PATRICK  💍 😠‏ @SveThePolarBers Feb 27
        Replying to @SveThePolarBers @TheOnion

        and we're making people live into their 90's+. A lot of people want to live til they're 100, but if you think about it you'll just be livin in a nursing home with a mental illness like altziemers staring out a window. That's no life for me, ik it's harsh, but we shouldn't be+

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      4. No, IT'S PATRICK  💍 😠‏ @SveThePolarBers Feb 27
        Replying to @SveThePolarBers @TheOnion

        making old people live longer then they should, I'm not saying kill them! But we shouldn't be forcibly keeping them alive. That contributes to overpop. as well as having so many children. If this continues, we won't have enough jobs or space for everyone, so we'll cut down more+

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      5. No, IT'S PATRICK  💍 😠‏ @SveThePolarBers Feb 27
        Replying to @SveThePolarBers @TheOnion

        trees, contributing to deforestation at taking away animal's rightful habitats, because people don't want to stop populating the Earth with their dna. God, humans are so selfish and don't think about anything but themselves and their race. Ok, my rant is done. 😩😧😠😲

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      2. Jeremy Knox‏ @TheMrKnox Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It would actually improve the world so much if no children were born for a 5-year span. The amount of babies that are born across the planet in 5 years... it would be a form of population control without having to kill anyone.

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      1. Brian‏ @Maccaguy Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think we have too many adults around. The children seem to have the most common sense #NeverAgain

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      1. milo‏ @mmstroik97 Feb 27
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        If there are no kids there are no schools and therefore no school shootings 👍

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      1. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 Feb 27
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        About damn time.

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      1. Duhg‏ @epicurusrocked Feb 27
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        If only...

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      1. Sean Brown‏ @seanb15 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bout time

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      1. Shane Champagne‏ @SeaSalt1984 Feb 27
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        C'mon, Onion, don't get my hopes up like that.

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      2. Clay Blackiston‏ @myfriendclay Feb 27
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      3. James McAvity‏ @jamesmcavity Feb 27
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        wgeb

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      1. shawnski‏ @shwnski Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ranger_Up

        Not a bad idea. We still have to get past the zombie apocalypse of lazy millennials

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      1. Brett Bieberdorf‏ @bbieberdorf Feb 27
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        As long as they are liberal snowflakes. We have plenty of those

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      1. JAPAN‏ @JAPAN2Fresh Feb 27
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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Do we want social security or more tide pod eating halfwits who then pretend to have all the answers? That's tough.

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