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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 27

    Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear https://trib.al/UtuGh8e pic.twitter.com/EDcav6uW9i

    6:24 AM - 27 Feb 2018
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      2. 33_Wonderland‏ @33_Wonderland Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        🌬👁🐻 I’m content to just watch the bears from the sideline. #MagicKingdom #WDWpic.twitter.com/ngzawvpbwC

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. jaime maas‏ @jaimemaas Feb 27
        Replying to @33_Wonderland @TheOnion

        Me as well. Used to love watching them react to the show.

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      4. J Embalmer‏ @jpalmerdubs Feb 27
        Replying to @jaimemaas @33_Wonderland @TheOnion

        Removing Country Bear Jamboree from Disneyland was a crime. And replacing it with Pooh??pic.twitter.com/q5XvY5opfn

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      5. jaime maas‏ @jaimemaas Feb 27
        Replying to @jpalmerdubs @33_Wonderland @TheOnion

        Yep. Pooh belongs in Fantasyland. I also don’t like Splash Mountain in Frontierland, or the Frontierland side of the park—too much cartoon character saturation. Country Bear Jamboree was a perfect fit: Obscure, a great show and a nice cool place to sit, relax and be entertained.

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      6. J Embalmer‏ @jpalmerdubs Feb 27
        Replying to @jaimemaas @33_Wonderland @TheOnion

        I don't mind Splash Mountain in Critter Country. Seems like that would have meshed well with CBJ. And CBJ was a good space for holding crowds.

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      7. jaime maas‏ @jaimemaas Feb 27
        Replying to @jpalmerdubs @33_Wonderland @TheOnion

        Understand. But again, too much character overload for a section of the park dedicated to realism instead of fantasy. Frontierland lost a portion of it’s authentic wilderness feel with the addition of Splash Mountain—as its exterior is cartoonish and overbearing.

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      2. Boyd Williams‏ @PatchingBirder Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who knows where is this pic taken? Hint, It's not there any more.

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      3. martha greenlee‏ @marthakgreenlee Feb 27
        Replying to @PatchingBirder @TheOnion

        It’s Disney and it was there last year in all it’s radically inappropriate glory those bears were wasted and passed out on stage

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. 33_Wonderland‏ @33_Wonderland Feb 27
        Replying to @marthakgreenlee @PatchingBirder @TheOnion

        Yup, it is still in Florida at Walt Disney World.https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/attractions/magic-kingdom/country-bear-jamboree/ …

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      5. 33_Wonderland‏ @33_Wonderland Feb 27
        Replying to @33_Wonderland @marthakgreenlee and

        And at Tokyo Disneyland. http://www.tokyodisneyresort.jp/en/attraction/detail/str_id:158/ …

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      6. Boyd Williams‏ @PatchingBirder Feb 27
        Replying to @33_Wonderland @marthakgreenlee @TheOnion

        The one I was thinking of was Opryland theme park in Nashville which was closed in 1997. They were there too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. stephen!‏ @steviekay101 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MatPatGT is one of them 🐻🙂

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      1. Pumpkin Spice Lynx‏ @fleurdelynx Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally....an onion article for me.

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      1.  ⛄️Tesla 🏀‏ @TeslaPenguin Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess I'm part of the 96%

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      2. KaraBoutIt‏ @karatO7 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @AtDisneyAgain

        Trixie even gets wine!

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      1. April Anarchy Dalaman  🌹‏ @AprilDalaman Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire. 🤔🐻

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