"Ha, that's nothing. I've seen Jesus and Tupac jerking each other off behind a Dairy Queen," said another local homeless man.
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Or at minimum, Jesse Plemons, better known as “evil Matt Damon”pic.twitter.com/E34pOrl2yK
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What a lucky man.
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