This is funny, but I really loved your article about how @realDonaldTrump would've run in to face the school shooter unarmed!! Wait, what...? That was REAL?! Never mind...
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I still enjoy your articles even though they’ve become non-satirical
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If this is the National Security Council, why is there a traitor in the middle of the photo?
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Need to crate him.
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Cuts like a knife . . .
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Stop telling the truth!
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@PrincessKten Luna right nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ugh. I loathe dog crates. And I recently heard abt American POWs in Vietnam were tightly "crated" & left to fend off animals, like snakes & tigers. Some of those Vets are still alive and have the scarred holes in their backs from that treatment. Jared Kushner can go to prison.
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Can you get back to the regular funny stuff?
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The fine line between the Onion and reality gets a little thinner
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Daddy, I need uuuuuuuuuuu
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The Onion must really be worried about becoming irrelevant. How do you realistically parody a President who does such batshit crazy things?
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