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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    National Security Council Distracted By Whimpering Jared Kushner Pawing At Door Throughout Meeting https://trib.al/QUoaNp5 pic.twitter.com/uoBRXXeCFW

    3:29 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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    • CryptoElephant Tampa Deal Finder Icy Peter Broström Debbie Lichtenstein Ron Glazer ✌️ Tree toon rap Suzann Tim Warner
    31 replies 472 retweets 1,825 likes
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      2. Greenwise‏ @iamgreenwise Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny, but I really loved your article about how @realDonaldTrump would've run in to face the school shooter unarmed!! Wait, what...? That was REAL?! Never mind... #CadetBoneSpurs

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      1.  🍳δδ੩ કક੦ ९੨$S¡d‏ @PissedEgg Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still enjoy your articles even though they’ve become non-satirical 👍🏽

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      1. Joe Bruce‏ @joeshmoe262626 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @LisaMitschke

        If this is the National Security Council, why is there a traitor in the middle of the photo?

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      1. Kitty Hootz‏ @DrKittyHootz Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Need to crate him.

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      1. Scraps‏ @J_hnGrady Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cuts like a knife . . .

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      1. Tina Hayes, Fellow ReSISter  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @tinamichelehaze Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop telling the truth! 😂

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      1. Greg Mers‏ @GMers1 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @caitlin__kelly

        @PrincessKten Luna right now

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      1. Elaine 🦅‏ @starree Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kncrvl

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      1. deadheadsticker‏ @deadheadsticker Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ugh. I loathe dog crates. And I recently heard abt American POWs in Vietnam were tightly "crated" & left to fend off animals, like snakes & tigers. Some of those Vets are still alive and have the scarred holes in their backs from that treatment. Jared Kushner can go to prison.

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      1. Resortpostcards‏ @Resortpostcards Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can you get back to the regular funny stuff?

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      1. That Ohio Halloween Guy‏ @MeighanDwayne Feb 26
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        The fine line between the Onion and reality gets a little thinner

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      1. Frank Church‏ @FrankChurch5 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Daddy, I need uuuuuuuuuuu

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      2. michelle hicks‏ @Lerona1974Hicks Feb 27
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      2. Henry‏ @Henry_Pumas1 Feb 26
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      1. This Ain't No Party‏ @JK43108 Feb 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion must really be worried about becoming irrelevant. How do you realistically parody a President who does such batshit crazy things? #NeverTrump #Resist

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