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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Troubling Study Finds Majority Of Americans Who Got It Aren’t Flaunting It https://trib.al/fjvJ16i pic.twitter.com/t0e7Da0KBP

    3:10 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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      1. Jordan Procter‏ @J_Proc_78 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @guzzetto

        Where is the public outcry?

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      1. N. LaVear Hansen‏ @NLavearH Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's because no one wants Trump to grab them by the pu##y

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      2. Spookie Skecthie (SK3DG3)‏ @SketchieGames Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel the sudden urge to unfollow...

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      1. Sorcerer Deluxe‏ @SorcererDeluxe Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Then how am I supposed to know that they got it? The world is getting too confusing.

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      1. Amy Fenar‏ @amyjeannexle Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @DisgruntledOta

        Why the hell his this title so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. mreeta‏ @NurseMcNinja Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @QueerEye mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m trying my self deprecating best, but the problem is the “handsome” part of my handle is more from a block away, across the street, with poor eyesight kind of semi-truth

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      1. Dominique Eastwick‏ @DominiEastwick Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NOOOOOOO. You must flaunt it if you got. #RulesofSurvival

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      1. Oscár Ulises.‏ @oscaruturcios Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How do u know if you got it? Cause I flaunt it either way...

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      1. Susan metal. ( stage name )‏ @Susanmetal1 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👏👏👏👏👏👏

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      1. Nathan Bresnahan‏ @n_bresnahan Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        [Laughing]

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      1. Mike D‏ @Mdday13 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The rest who don’t, are going to get it, cause they know they want it.

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      1. Patty S‏ @PattyGrace4 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @StephenGutowski

        Oh the humanity!

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      1. MiaMariaMDB‏ @MiaMariaMDB Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @joshgroban good god man do something!

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      1. David Hardinger‏ @hardinger_david Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @keezles_D

        Since I don't know if and how I got it, I don't wanna know if I do or don't. I know people who think they got it but waaay don't. PrezTrunk🤡

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And I see he has it tightly held in that right hand . . . . So whatever it is it is not big.

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      1. Colin Dombrowski‏ @Colin_Thaddeus Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ElTRCReal definitely not us.

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