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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Man Who Has Clocked 137 Hours In RPG Can’t Believe He Has To Waste Precious Time Watching Cutscenes https://trib.al/DhfMKhl pic.twitter.com/r07cfmZiqC

    2:41 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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    • Bernard Kudulis 🏴󠁥󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Javarne, esq. lui - ̗̀ Nickromancer ̖́- Vincent T John C Steph➡️MCM Comic Con🛁S1110 jerbot JemC
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      1. B Tait Washburn‏ @kinda_writing Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like I'm being personally attacked.

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      2. Austin Olbekson‏ @AusOlbekson Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jeffreyrichar16 @ldwatson43 @ScottDuffy21 @quinnfarrell9

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      3. Luke‏ @ldwatson43 Feb 26
        Replying to @AusOlbekson @TheOnion and

        He probably paid money for in game costumes too

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      5. Luke‏ @ldwatson43 Feb 26
        Replying to @actspm @AusOlbekson and

        Oh funny I don’t remember asking if there was

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      7. Luke‏ @ldwatson43 Feb 26
        Replying to @actspm @AusOlbekson and

        👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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      2. Smallbrainfield‏ @Smallbrainfield Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only 137 hours? Fucking lightweight.

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      1. james‏ @ocean_man______ Feb 26
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        pic.twitter.com/a7MwWdYLNr

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      1. Kramen‏ @Masonderolo Feb 26
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        Rookie numbers

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      1. Mark Dietrich‏ @butnofunkybunch Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After years of Metal Gear, I've become complacent with cutscenes these days.

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      1. Stupid Nigga‏ @AltXzavien Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me when I play a new game: Skips all cutscenes if possible. Me Replaying a game: Watches all cutscenes

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      1. Jonathan Baron‏ @JonathanMBaron Feb 26
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        And Twitter is a fantasy RPG MMO that could really use some cutscenes...and a proper client.

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      2. Spooky Scary Pandaren‏ @PanderpZack Feb 26
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        That's cute~pic.twitter.com/M41AjKxIVM

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