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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Does America's Poor Showing At The Olympics Prove It's Time For The Country To Retire?pic.twitter.com/Qfq9LqmVII

    2:12 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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      2. Ned‏ @Nedsfeed Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        doubt they would retire chief they have too many athletes. just need to train better. maybe learn?

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      3. David Puddy‏ @notericmontross Feb 26
        Replying to @Nedsfeed @TheOnion

        Maybe learn Peabody

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's global warmings fault. Mother nature needs to get in shape to represent for the ladies gold in extremely favorable weather.

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      1. Dodo‏ @Dodo24496471 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just lost 37 sec of my life ...

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      1. Thomas R. Murrell‏ @trmurrell1 Feb 26
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        Maybe US athletes could be Olympic Athletes from the US. That seemed to work for the Red Army team.

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      2. Victor Cass‏ @Victor_Cass Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor showing?? We were FOURTH in the medal count, beating out numerous countries known for being winter sports powers.

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      3. Blair‏ @reallyjustblair Feb 26
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        You're forgetting that we invented the Winter Olympics. We should have been 1st, if not 2nd!

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      4. Victor Cass‏ @Victor_Cass Feb 26
        Replying to @reallyjustblair @TheOnion

        We still have the most Olympic medals, including Gold medals, of all time.

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      1. Ben Trolenn and 105 others‏ @BTrolenn Feb 26
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        Yes

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      1. Woernley‏ @Woernley_Raps Feb 26
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        Blame Trump!

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      1. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Feb 26
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        ....huh...were we suppose to give a fuck about the Olympics ??

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      1. Margaret‏ @mkrailey Feb 26
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        Why go if Matt Lauer isn’t there?

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      1. dreams of enceladus‏ @moonr0cks Feb 26
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        YES /s

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      1. DaMexicanJose‏ @Scarface9876 Feb 26
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        There is no proof though that the Olympics are actually happening, And that it ever took place.

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