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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Barbaric Fifth Grader Gouges Paper Onto Binder Ring Without So Much As Hole Punch https://trib.al/IUmc2Ha pic.twitter.com/JyV6zd8qLb

    12:45 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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    39 replies 724 retweets 4,576 likes
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      2. Trappedbyabear 🐻‏ @trappedbyabear Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And they wonder why America is in the toilet and our kids are shooting people!?

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. David Cunningham‏ @rudesan Feb 26
        Replying to @trappedbyabear @TheOnion

        Shooting seems excessive. This is more like random punching.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Trappedbyabear 🐻‏ @trappedbyabear Feb 26
        Replying to @rudesan @TheOnion

        First it random punching and next it is shooting up your pets and then it's people. When will the madness end?!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Her next step is conquering Russia from the east

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 Feb 26
        Replying to @LPL8717 @TheOnion

        And after that, winning a land war in Asia.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Feb 26
        Replying to @manjit_toor98 @TheOnion

        I was thinking she would loot Rome like she's a Celtic warlord

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Abbott Miller‏ @TheAbbottMiller Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some peoples children...pic.twitter.com/RbMfDpCAqj

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      1. Bryan Noble‏ @MrOneUp Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sometimes this is exactly the dumb shit I need. Thank you for always being there, @TheOnion

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      1. Exen with the Big Dork Energy‏ @exentrik137 Feb 26

        Sometimes you just gotta make do

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      2. Gordo Simmo‏ @GordeauxSimmons Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Teachers with guns, would stop stat.

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      1. Bryan Parry #LoveEuropeHateEU #LEHEU‏ @BAJParry Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope her prospective employers in the year 2034 see this and don't hire her. EVER. It's the least this beast deserves.

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      1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah Feb 26
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        Though I do not know her, I am terrified for my life.

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      1. schr ⭕️dinger's W ⭕️ ⭕️F 🖖🏼‏ @_greatbike Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “The Humanity!”

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      1. Zinkpieco‏ @Zinkpieco Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why we need better mental care for children in this country

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      1. Mar  🍀‏ @DuaneMarlane Feb 27
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        We’ve all been there little Wendy. Carry on.

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      1. Lil Uzi Yerrt‏ @chris_capocci Feb 26
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