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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Report: Americans Waste Enough Food Each Year To Give Over 1 Billion Third World Residents Diabetes https://trib.al/sQ9XQP4 pic.twitter.com/Ah6nyx8MOW

    11:12 AM - 26 Feb 2018
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      2. kcwxman‏ @keithybooy Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @afmoore06

        This is probably true

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Andrew Moore‏ @afmoore06 Feb 26
        Replying to @keithybooy @TheOnion

        Peak Onion. Sad, but funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Stupid Nigga‏ @AltXzavien Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is a joke and all, but if this were true, I wouldn’t be surprised.

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      1. Janet Booth‏ @j_boooth Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is fake news, for sure. The foods that are thrown away are not the yummy, sweet desserts and other scrumptious delights that affect blood sugars. Those wasted foods are the yucky greens, vegetables, and nasty fresh fruits. Oh, and cottage cheese.

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      1. brine basilkale‏ @Buzzkill_AOC Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        one of those onion headlines that is probably just a statement of fact rather than some kind of scorching parody lol

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      1. heavy roxx‏ @hardroxx24 Feb 26
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        pic.twitter.com/oK2gmb2Sws

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its OK it ends in land fill and in 1 Billion years time will become Oil turning the US into a leading oil exporter.

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      1. Pianofag‏ @dagfjall Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I came to The Onion for some satire, not reality.

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      1. One Species‏ @OneSpeciesReal Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey wait! I didn't subscribe to this to learn the truth!

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      1. DN Sylvestre‏ @DNSylvestre Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        USA USA

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      1. Anthony  🦁‏ @adarynv Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds real

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      1. george yanev‏ @georgeyanev2 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @bozhobg

        Unfortunately this maybe is really the fact

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Big pharma shocks world by starting food bank. A calorie saved is a penny earned. Food banks begin to starve and start gym equipment banks

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That’s it. I am always going to finish my hot fudge sundaes from now on. You’re welcome third world.

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      1. Looremeta‏ @iMaasai Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha. They should ship that to Kenya. We seriously need it.

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      1. TSpeiser‏ @TSpeiser09 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, 'most' people know articles in 'The Onion' are held in jest. This one, however, may have some credibility.

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      1.  ☄Jessi ☄‏ @JarOJelli Feb 26
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        I wouldnt be surprised if this was real

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