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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    Priest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries https://trib.al/0nAC6Ht pic.twitter.com/st3aPGFXtQ

    10:41 AM - 26 Feb 2018
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    • 🇳🇱Lubrique Fox 🏳️‍🌈 Icetalon92 Ames Sond 🐍🕵️‍♂️ pink blimp Musical Doggo Foggy normieTheTaxpayer Zima Crystal @ FurPoc! Nirovski
    105 replies 2,359 retweets 7,321 likes
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      2. John Varley‏ @JohnTomVarley Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’m calling god

        3 replies 0 retweets 72 likes
      3. Takel, a SPOOKY cattebirb  🏳️‍🌈 🌹( 🔜MFF)‏ @takelgryph Feb 26
        Replying to @JohnTomVarley @TheOnion

        be nice, his Son has a fursona too you know

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. John Varley‏ @JohnTomVarley Feb 26
        Replying to @takelgryph @TheOnion

        I didn’t know his large adult son was a furry

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Takel, a SPOOKY cattebirb  🏳️‍🌈 🌹( 🔜MFF)‏ @takelgryph Feb 26
        Replying to @JohnTomVarley @TheOnion

        google Aslan

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      6. Panda‏ @Pander_to_Panda Feb 26
        Replying to @takelgryph @JohnTomVarley @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/42adpyzCza

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Takel, a SPOOKY cattebirb  🏳️‍🌈 🌹( 🔜MFF)‏ @takelgryph Feb 26
        Replying to @Pander_to_Panda @JohnTomVarley @TheOnion

        thanks, i hate it

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Wafer  🐄 🐓 🐎‏ @WaferBiscuits Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ya’ll are doing God’s work here

        2 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
      3. Nidoctober ends, MFF begins‏ @Serpentsaurus Feb 26
        Replying to @WaferBiscuits @TheOnion

        🙏🐍

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. BOOurns  🏳️‍🌈‏ @sephyote Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sneps. Good choice. May God have murrcy on his soul.

        0 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
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      2. Alan Graymuzzle‏ @talang43 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @RhyeRhythm

        The fetish stereotype again..

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Alan Graymuzzle‏ @talang43 Feb 26
        Replying to @talang43 @TheOnion @RhyeRhythm

        Many furries are already marginalized, and the persistence of this stereotype doesn't help

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Jake  🅱 Collie‏ @JakeBCollie Feb 26
        Replying to @talang43 @TheOnion @RhyeRhythm

        bruh its funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      5. Alan Graymuzzle‏ @talang43 Feb 27
        Replying to @JakeBCollie @TheOnion @RhyeRhythm

        Sorta but I wish it wouldn't perpetuate that stereotype, think it discourages people from joining the fandom

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Srash 🦈‏ @Sharkbroz Feb 26
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        pic.twitter.com/QVLEegipTK

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      1. Chris Sawyer‏ @HarpyFeathers Feb 26
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        ❤️❤️❤️pic.twitter.com/BruDvZXz1F

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      1. Bliz is not in Japan  😭 ❌  🍛 🍣‏ @blizzardfox Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @drab_makyo

        Love you too, Onion. Love you too. 💖

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      2. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Better furries than 12 year old boys?!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Feb 26
        Replying to @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        Not sure I really know what a furry is...?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Aark‏ @Aarkithrax Feb 26
        Replying to @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        We're a group of hobbyists who choose to represent ourselves online as anthropomorphic characters, similar to how some people will represent themselves as a favorite character or the avatar in a video game. Some take it further and dress up in costumes of their character >

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Aark‏ @Aarkithrax Feb 26
        Replying to @Aarkithrax @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        > at conventions and parties, similar to cosplayers at comic and anime conventions. We apply the core concept of anthropomorphic animals to all forms of media, including art, video games, literature, music and basically anything that can have a visual (physical or mental) aspect.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Aark‏ @Aarkithrax Feb 26
        Replying to @Aarkithrax @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        And yes, this also includes a sexual side, but that's more of a "hey you know these characters we use all the time, what if they had tits and/or a dick". Of course some people take it WAAAAAAAAAY over the top, as they do in any group.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Aark‏ @Aarkithrax Feb 26
        Replying to @Aarkithrax @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        Most of us though, we're really not that bad. Just people with an odd uniting interest in the same concept that we use to have fun and express ourselves. Dont mean any harm!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Rob‏ @RobbyFresh513 Feb 26
        Replying to @Aarkithrax @TheOnion

        Gotcha....well, the onion seems to be poking fun at you a bit. Good luck with that tho... Ever just tried weed???

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      9. Aark‏ @Aarkithrax Feb 26
        Replying to @RobbyFresh513 @TheOnion

        Seriously though "ever just tried weed???" is the single greatest response I have ever gotten from somebody I just gave "the furry" talk to. Bless you, and may you have an amazing day. holy fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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