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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 26

    American hate groups increased by 4 percent in the first year of Trump’s presidency. #WhatDoYouThink? https://trib.al/XXkrNSr pic.twitter.com/ywh7in2HvJ

    7:04 AM - 26 Feb 2018
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      2. Joe MacKinnon‏ @JTMacKinnon Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's a significant increase in Antifa's numbers. Time to invest in pantyhose.

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      4. Metalix Knightmare‏ @MetalixK Feb 26
        Replying to @WMDCGCG @JTMacKinnon @TheOnion

        It's also statistically unlikely that an Antifa meet WON'T turn into a full fledged riot.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David Olsen‏ @dolsen1975 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder if they are counting antifa??? Hmmmm

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      1. liam rogers‏ @rogersliam Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does that increase include MSNBC and CNN?

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      1. Bird‏ @dobewithadoobie Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean ... every week your jobs get harder and harder. Smh

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      1. Freddie_Eff‏ @Freddie_Eff Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that the same place that polls Trump's approval rating always going up?

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        However President Hate groups are up a good 50%

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      2. James Foster‏ @James_Foster4 Feb 26
        Replying to @jeffjmiller23 @TheOnion

        Comes to humor page and takes it seriously.pic.twitter.com/mdEEtFDJTN

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      1. alex schneider‏ @lillisdad Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #sessypic.twitter.com/41tmyn9k9R

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      1. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Feb 26
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        This sums up my opinion about everything.

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      1. Jolene Switzer 🌽‏ @JoleneSwitzer Feb 26
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        Who knew their neighbors were always this hateful?

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      1. Telecoms Mogul, Peter‏ @jpkurihara Feb 26
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        ITS THE ONION, PEOPLE Educate yourself before you embarass youelf.

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      1. Greg Tidwell (Innocent Bystander)‏ @oreoscar Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He will do better next year. He was focusing more on the treason last year, and will soon get back to the racism that his supporters love.

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