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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    American Airlines Announces It Will No Longer Try To Match Seatmates By Interests https://trib.al/Ys0novc pic.twitter.com/StEeEGoRJi

    8:26 PM - 25 Feb 2018
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    17 replies 104 retweets 1,093 likes
      1. Caleb Anderson‏ @pebble107 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There goes my inflight Dungeons and Dragons session. Critical Fail yo.pic.twitter.com/ctpwNTfsvV

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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I get why I (as a kid when this occurred) would be interested in what a satellite engineer does, but what on earth would a satellite engineer be interested in a child for?

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Feb 25
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        This will never fly.

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      1. Carrie Ligocki‏ @CareLigocks Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank Goodness! I was really concerned about my next flight... 😉😉😉

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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Feb 25
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        Doesn't matter. They ALL hate American Airlines.

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      1. Not Alex Smith‏ @RedskinsPower69 Feb 25
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        I like puzzles and vodka

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      1. media hawk‏ @mdiahawk Feb 25
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        #thanksObama

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      1. Estudiante‏ @edgarmartin1 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahahhahahahaha

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      1. Steven‏ @Ambiguousocial Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did they start?

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      1. Shadow Fire Promotions, Inc.‏ @sfpincchicago Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's it, we're never taking @AmericanAir ever again! Cashing in our miles, too!! First the @NRA, now this?? Boy, America is just going to the dogs...

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      1. Olivier‏ @OlivierOrOliver Feb 25
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      1. Tom Adams‏ @tom4tomorrow Feb 25
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        Sons of bitches

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      1. wonderer‏ @wondereriam Feb 25
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        Sounds as par for the course. @AmercanAirline demanded a charge from me to sit next to my girlfriend

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 25
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        Oh darn. Now who will I talk to about my fascination with air disasters the next time I fly?

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      1. Tom‏ @cardinalsquared Feb 25
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        Great, Now they can spend more time making sure I'm seated right behind the guy who aggressively reclines his seat into my knees when the wheels get a nanometer off the ground, and between the guy popping his gum loudly and the lady who brought a tuna sandwich on board.

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 25
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        Well that should empty their planes. We all know that all airline passengers have one common interest...

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