The Onion comes up with some outstanding material...not sure this qualifies.
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this is spot on as service is not exactly reliable.
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Don't doubt that for a millisecond.
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How is this actually satire?
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Im in new york right now and it is seriously the fucking worst city in the county
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In New York County, perhaps.
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I got hammered drunk in an attempt to transport me to some other hell hole and forgot the R; R is of the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not muckduck
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@ShelbyPeakers This might not actually be satire -
*or run out of you're lucky enough to get out and call a cab
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Is there an app for that?
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Honesty is best practiced sparingly!
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Love you guys but damn the delays are B-R-U-T-A-L and I can't just "fucking walk" to one world trade from uptown... But still, love you guys
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Hilarious!!!

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believe me that's sound advice. It's a zoo down there.
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Tourists remind New Yorkers, no you can’t fucking walk, you’re gonna have to push around to pass through us.
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This is my every day.
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