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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Researchers Find Decline In Facebook Use Could Be Directly Linked To Desire To Be Happy, Fully Functioning Person https://trib.al/X66wUt9 pic.twitter.com/936YXmRd9z

    5:20 PM - 25 Feb 2018
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      2. Pierced Spirit‏ @PiercedSpirit Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did The Onion start posting legitimate articles?

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      1. 妙 悟‏ @ShibumiKiDo Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @Failed_Buddhist

        When I quit Facebook, my life instantly improved at least 30 percent

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      2. Mitsake‏ @RndmThtz Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I dumped Facebook last summer and it's very liberating. I assume my relatives and friends are still eating even if I don't see pics of it anymore?

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Tony Laing‏ @TILaing Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quit FB last month. Still not reaching my max potential in life, but at least I'm not blaming Facebook any more.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. stephanie anne‏ @stephieannie318 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worked for me!

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      1. David Stehle‏ @davidstehle Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haven't logged into Facebook in years! Highly recommend it if you want to live a happier, healthier, less stressed life.

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      1. Timothy R. Wojan‏ @TimothyWojan Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @alansloane

        Try sharing this on Facebook. I was only able to do it by manually copying the link address. Their algorithm seems to pick up potentially damaging parodies but is powerless to prevent the infiltration by Russian bots. Way to go Mark!

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      1. Emerald Cruz‏ @EmeraldCruzer16 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Researchers also found that the people who quit Facebook seemed to have started to use Twitter around the same time they quit Facebook. More on this story as it develops.

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      1. risingsun‏ @Dawn7112 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vqGG7yfFvC

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      1. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Twitter's nothing to get excited over, but facebook is the gas station sushi of social media sites

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      1. Scott Thompson‏ @Patmos00 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yep I deleted the app off my phone and don’t miss it one bit.

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      1. The Flyby‏ @the_flyby Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @nwchap

        This feels like a bonafide headline. When did The Onion become The Truthteller? -S

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      2. Dayton Martindale‏ @DaytonRMartind Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc @kateharloe

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      3. Kate Harloe‏ @kateharloe Feb 26
        Replying to @DaytonRMartind @TheOnion

        Lol what about this is a joke tho

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      1. Clifford Brazier‏ @CliffordBrazier Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion @CrotchityGeezer

        Unconvinced. Younger folk may have realized now that FB is not as honest as they thought, and are moving on?

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      1. richard morofsky‏ @morofsky Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ......... same goes for twitter ! ......... LOL .................

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