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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Sci-Fi Film Presents Vision Of Future In Which Women Never Speak To Each Other https://trib.al/FdR2KW1 pic.twitter.com/jhhyza0Oap

    3:47 PM - 25 Feb 2018
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    20 replies 165 retweets 907 likes
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      2. Eddy Sarmiento‏ @Eddy120876 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sooooo nothing changes even in the future

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      3. e pluribus unum‏ @knorlen Feb 26
        Replying to @Eddy120876 @TheOnion

        how would you know

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      4. Eddy Sarmiento‏ @Eddy120876 Feb 26
        Replying to @knorlen @TheOnion

        E pluribus unum simple. Women can hold a grudge for generations. If a woman says to another “bitch I will never talk to you” believe it

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      1. Charlotte Spook‏ @_lady_disdain Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BechdelCast

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      1. WEREWOLF QUINCEÑERA‏ @the_slan Feb 25
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        @caitlindurante @BechdelCast

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      1. Ryan Lacey‏ @RyancLacey Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This does NOT pass the Bechdel Test.

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      1. Steve the Nihilist‏ @StevetheNihlist Feb 25
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        Do they still makeout?

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      1. Greg Wait‏ @GregWait Feb 25
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        You had me right up until the words, "to each other." #ducking

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      1. GuinnessDog‏ @GuinnessDog Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now if they didn’t talk to men that would be more like a fantasy film 😁

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      2. Tetriscuit‏ @Tetriscuit Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is every Mass Effect game too if you choose to be the male protagonist.

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      1. Big Lar‏ @Lar_Foti Feb 26
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not possible.

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      1. Rebecca Hurley‏ @beckster54 Feb 26
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        Beneath you @TheOnion

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      1. Hope Tracy‏ @HopeTracy71 Feb 26
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        That's Dark Planet. I guessed it!

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      1. Mbassadr59‏ @rc_reith Feb 25
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        That could certainly be a good thing.

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      1. Christopher C. Moore‏ @Cool_C_Mo Feb 25
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        Men socialize by insulting each other. But they don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other. They don't mean it, either.

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      1. mel1mitch‏ @mel1mitch Feb 25
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        Total coming of age movie! When you hit 20 this is you for the rest your life.

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      1. Michael Harper‏ @budman22363 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They may not be speaking but I can assure you a lot of non-verbal communication is taking place. Meow!

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      2. Kadesh Hendricksen‏ @TheDOTKU Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because of the one guy on the crew who was in a relationship with one of the females while cheating on her with all the others.

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      4. Kadesh Hendricksen‏ @TheDOTKU Feb 25
        Replying to @TheDOTKU @TheOnion

        She was doing stuff like refusing to switch to #LadyDoritos!

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