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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Set Up Bridal Registry At London-Area Target https://trib.al/LDq0fIQ pic.twitter.com/3ZX8eEvsIx

    2:14 PM - 25 Feb 2018
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    39 replies 268 retweets 2,125 likes
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      2. Corin Nemec‏Verified account @imcorinnemec Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm going to get them a spaghetti strainer, they're on sale; aisle 7.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3.  🇨🇦Penny Loker‏ @PLoker Feb 25
        Replying to @imcorinnemec @TheOnion

        That’s what I was going to get them, guess I will go for the toilet bowl brush.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guess who these 2 beautiful ppl hv on their guest list, The 44's @MichelleObama @BarackObama guess who they do NOT want at their wedding? The 45's pos 💩😂😂😂😂😂😂🏌pic.twitter.com/i8InRzdJ1x

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      2. Phillip Die, Die, Die  💀‏ @phillipdyte Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        London doesn't have Target. I feel disproportionately strongly about accuracy here.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Nicola Boden‏ @04nbod Feb 25
        Replying to @phillipdyte @TheOnion

        Should have been Wilkos

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      2. Sandra Linn‏ @Iseultwhitehand Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look, everyone needs a garlic press and nice towels.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Bill Parks‏ @HemiBParks Feb 25
        Replying to @Iseultwhitehand @TheOnion

        Except the Queen forbids anyone in the royal family eating garlic, but the towels are a nice touch. You getting them monogrammed ones?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sandra Linn‏ @Iseultwhitehand Feb 25
        Replying to @HemiBParks @TheOnion

        I would... But really, the monogram would make it awkward regifting the towels if they don't like the color.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Cllr Richard Johnson‏ @cllr_r_johnson Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm. We don’t have Target stores in the UK

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. madao 🐴 ✊‏ @brooklyn_red Feb 25
        Replying to @cllr_r_johnson @TheOnion

        The Onion, though online, is written for Americans. The joke wouldn't catch if they mentioned a cheap British chain that only a few Americans knew.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Cllr Richard Johnson‏ @cllr_r_johnson Feb 25
        Replying to @brooklyn_red @TheOnion

        Ta.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Patrick Roddy‏ @patrickroddy Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know this is satire but me and the princess I married got some good stuff from our Target registry.

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      1. Maddy‏ @MaddyHorowitz Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i'm about to get them the spatula of their goddamn dreams

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      2. Peter Berry‏ @pwb Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Target doesn't exist in the UK

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sandra Linn‏ @Iseultwhitehand Feb 26
        Replying to @pwb @TheOnion

        How do you manage?? Seriously, how do you get any shopping done without Target?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Peter Berry‏ @pwb Feb 28
        Replying to @Iseultwhitehand @TheOnion

        Are you fishing for a job at the Onion?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Sandra Linn‏ @Iseultwhitehand Feb 28
        Replying to @pwb @TheOnion

        I wasn't... But how cool would that be? But really, I'm just a smartass.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ellie Galer‏ @Elliegaler Mar 1
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bekahjgriffin

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