I'm going to get them a spaghetti strainer, they're on sale; aisle 7.
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That’s what I was going to get them, guess I will go for the toilet bowl brush.
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Guess who these 2 beautiful ppl hv on their guest list, The 44's
@MichelleObama@BarackObama guess who they do NOT want at their wedding? The 45's pos






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London doesn't have Target. I feel disproportionately strongly about accuracy here.
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Should have been Wilkos
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Look, everyone needs a garlic press and nice towels.
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Except the Queen forbids anyone in the royal family eating garlic, but the towels are a nice touch. You getting them monogrammed ones?
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I would... But really, the monogram would make it awkward regifting the towels if they don't like the color.
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Hmm. We don’t have Target stores in the UK
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The Onion, though online, is written for Americans. The joke wouldn't catch if they mentioned a cheap British chain that only a few Americans knew.
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I know this is satire but me and the princess I married got some good stuff from our Target registry.
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i'm about to get them the spatula of their goddamn dreams
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Target doesn't exist in the UK
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How do you manage?? Seriously, how do you get any shopping done without Target?
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Are you fishing for a job at the Onion?
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I wasn't... But how cool would that be? But really, I'm just a smartass.
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