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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Man Prefers Comic Books That Don’t Insert Politics Into Stories About Government-Engineered Agents Of War https://trib.al/x9VmEys pic.twitter.com/h5vzNaJ6Le

    12:41 PM - 25 Feb 2018
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    18 replies 980 retweets 3,755 likes
      1. Mike‏ @liberalbastion Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I’m reading a comic about the defense contractor billionaire fighting the war hero over individual rights vs state power, I’d prefer we just left politics out of it

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      1. Not Particularly Spooky Jon‏ @JonS253 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys were supposed to do satire, not straight news!

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      1.  📺Cait On TV 🌊, Registered Voter‏ @CaitOnTV Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/PyQ2lIbEtz

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      2. Ellen Freyta‏ @EllenFreyta Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Manny Layers of ONion Grows in soil! Many varieties 5¢ nickel 🍬 or not Do U think American's sleep on the JOB? Strong Topic. Symbolismpic.twitter.com/u60ZYxJIpw

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3.  6️⃣ 4️⃣‏ @yung_minccino Mar 3
        Replying to @EllenFreyta @TheOnion

        am i having a fujxcking stroke

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Spookzinssie ☭‏ @kzinssiebroiler Mar 3
        Replying to @yung_minccino @EllenFreyta @TheOnion

        captain beefheart's new album sounding good

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Raoul Duke‏ @Raoul_Duke69 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear there's even a black one now...

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      1. Travis Silcox‏ @TravisSilcox Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        All the good guys are bad guys nowpic.twitter.com/Px00EhxN7r

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I prefer my newspapers that way as well. 👍🏼

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      1. garrett janis‏ @garrettjanis Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ryanjanis lmao

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He just wants freedom

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      1. murphy78 🏴‍☠️‏ @enjoy_murph Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally a good comic.

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      1. Taylor Esposito‏ @TaylorEspo Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @rubblewoman

        Evergreen tweet

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      1. Mark Gilbert‏ @glacialmojo Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @ebruenig

        #lentover

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      1. Whatalantern  🎃‏ @whataberger Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @JamesGunn like half the battles you fight

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bennyfish19

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      1. Jolene Switzer 🌽‏ @JoleneSwitzer Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Also into Tupperware parties.

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      1. Samuel Bair‏ @assjb4 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I guess if a live wire were to engage in propaganda himself he would have to be Hitler!

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