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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Tough-Guy ICE Agent Struggling To Raise Adorable Kids After Deporting Their Parents https://trib.al/l9QefYP pic.twitter.com/MJNqI568oX

    11:08 AM - 25 Feb 2018
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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’re not deporting parents, they’re reuniting families in their native land.

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Keenakeet‏ @Keenakeet Feb 25
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/qgi6Gvuypg

        0 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. Cheesehead Carol‏ @cdubs608 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coming this fall to theaters near you: Disney's hilarious & heart-warming "ICE, ICE, Baby?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Multitask force

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      2. BendadickCuminsnatch‏ @trumps5thwife Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I imagine the ICE agent would actually toss the babies down a mountain Spartan-style

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Sister Juana Inez de la Cruz‏ @SorJuanaInezdCr Feb 25
        Replying to @trumps5thwife @TheOnion

        or over the wall!! Shouting "ANCHOR BABYY!!" all the while.!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. MAGA John‏ @gurnjulio Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. You guys are political hacks. Unfollowing

        5 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. vampire squid‏ @NatsSquid Feb 25
        Replying to @gurnjulio @TheOnion

        lmao

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      1. prime tuffet‏ @Time_Prophet Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So when's this movie's release date?

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      1. ☻‏ @chinomexipino Feb 26
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        pic.twitter.com/vzzcnZSH9G

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      1. Stew Carpenter‏ @stewjohnson741 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Rolling 😅😅😅

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      2. MJ‏ @merijoe5139 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dont the kids go with the parents? when my parents got removed from someplace, i went with them -I know you are parody but this is a subtle statement.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. ur queen‏ @HELLLL_YEAHH Feb 25
        Replying to @merijoe5139 @TheOnion

        The kids are (usually) US citizens, so they can’t be deported. Many parents voluntarily choose to take their kids back with them, though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  ❌Mueller Protects Comey‏ @stro14 Mar 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @sgripley

        Wow, blaming a guy for doing his job? Nice

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      1.  ✈️Arcane  ⚖️‏ @Dimples_2_Die_4 Feb 26
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        Lmao hilarious

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      1. southsidestvn‏ @southsidestvn Feb 26
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        Looks like this is coming true today in Oakland...

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Feb 26
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        and we need more just like him ... men with testicles.

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      2. Robert Allen Berry,Jr.‏ @RobertAllenBer2 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course this is a parody but what is funny about it? What is wrong with the rule of law? What is wrong with parenting ones own children?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jerone Anderson‏ @jeroneanderson Feb 25
        Replying to @RobertAllenBer2 @TheOnion

        How is it legal to wage a war with Mexico and move a border? Why shouldn't Mexico deport Texans from illegally squatting on Mexican homeland? This is all very arbitrary and cruel....

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