I can't UNSEE THAT PHOTO. (shoves the foam eye plugs into own eyes) Oh, good, now I can.
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Where were these when trump took office?
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Probably one of the more disturbing tweets from The Onion, lol
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but do they come in pink so I can wear them while I'm on my period?
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Take my money,
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Do they protect the wearer from having to see the truth?
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Mandatory twitter safety equipment 2018
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OMG! Been waiting for these things all my life! Running out to stand in line for mine now!
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Other senses heightened. Excellent.
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This is wonderful news! Usually when I compliment a woman on her beautiful yellow eyes, she has jaundice! Now I can compliment her intelligence for using hearing protection in her eyes! I can hardly wait for my wife to get those new yellow butt plugs!
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Does it come with X-ray vision capability?
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Saw that coming the second someone at the office mentioned watching Fox News!
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I like how they match her hair, and her blonde roast tall with room for cream. This picture is truly making America great again, because it's the white as fuck nightmare.
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a needed product given some of the highly toxic dreck seen here and on TV.
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Needed for social media.
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These are good for browsing my timeline.
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