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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 25

    Neurologists Find Brain Still Shows Signs Of Self-Criticism Minutes After Death https://trib.al/ksAkA9g pic.twitter.com/KcDQq25KpX

    8:02 AM - 25 Feb 2018
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      1. logam‏ @Logjam951 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "god those were some lame last words"

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      1. Jordana Lipscomb‏ @jordanalipscomb Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Did I die correctly?”

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      1. lelelom‏ @lelelom Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I totally blew it at my funeral. All these people coming up to me, and I just froze."

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      1. Neuro Philosophus‏ @NeuroSacks Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        While some interpret this point-of-death phenomenon as a meaningful, divine reprimand, it has actually been proven in numerous double-blind neurological studies to be nothing more than the final burst of irony leaving one's body.

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      1. Jim Feenstra‏ @JimboFeenstra Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As in, "I wonder if I turned the oven off" As in, "Mom was right, I SHOULD HAVE worn clean underwear."

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      1. Michael Overeem‏ @DermotMichael Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @MAK7591

        So funny! A frien - an ex-rodeo champion himself - would tell this joke: What are the famous last words of a cowboy? “Watch this...” The Onion story is so relatable to this joke - as I recall it - that it makes both seem ‘real’ - Very funny!

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      1. Peter Gallagher‏ @HandsomePeteMN Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I’ll still be thinking of self deprecating jokes and be powerless to tell them? #literallyhell

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      1. G. BUD Budlong‏ @DaddyBUDsDooRag Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I doubt therefore I am

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      1. Koa Would‏ @koa_would Feb 25
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        only for those who realize they left the water running? stove is on? oh no .. the pizza guy?

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      1. Amy Morrison‏ @amy_mor Feb 25
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        @karsundquist

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      1. Ed‏ @EdwordMoriarty Feb 25
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        Depends on who died.

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      1. DreamingPeace‏ @MPollia Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @laloalcaraz

        Purgatory?

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      1. randall "it means (were)wolf" g. arnold  🌊‏ @texrat Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @uz88

        figures

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      1. cadydid‏ @Cadydid1960 Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now that I fucking believe.

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      1. dustreader‏ @dustreader Feb 25
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        ... dubito ergo non sum? I am dead because I doubt?

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      1. Brian Reginald Martin‏ @BRM_PixelMonkey Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What? No respite from self criticism even in the grave...?

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      1. thatERguy 🔜edcO ⚡️‏ @thatERguy Feb 25
        Replying to @mmstaff @TheOnion

        Ugh

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