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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 24

    Perfect Girlfriend Blames Self For Everything https://trib.al/OnVupXP pic.twitter.com/wIcsO2qmvC

    10:33 AM - 24 Feb 2018
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    • sweat "vote nov 6" pee Still4Hill Sesha Travis Carr Jamie Grayson katie hoofheart ryan cockburn
    25 replies 176 retweets 1,424 likes
      1. OverLord‏ @ActualOverLord Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        me_irl but without the girlfriend part and without the perfect part

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      1. Shakaama‏ @Shakaama Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FALSE a perfect girlfriend would never have a problem.

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      1. Yasmina‏ @Masriya1932 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember saying to my ex "isn't it weird how I'm always the one who's wrong in every one of our arguments?" He never answered. Asshole.

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      2. Kim K‏ @KimMerlin600 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When I married my husband 20 years ago, we agreed Everything was my fault always, so we'd saving time fighting! True! Lol

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      1. Gurley Cooks Goff‏ @BobbyBattlelyon Feb 24
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        You will never hear a man tell his significant other, that they need to talk and here is a list of changes she needs to make to make their relationship work

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      1. ghost of prickly pear‏ @seansseansseans Feb 24
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        pic.twitter.com/mLv3e3bP0C

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      1. Not An Apology‏ @Linder1969 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The last part of this article is the best. Even though I know The Onion is a satirical source idgaf. It makes me laugh. Thank you!

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      1. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 24
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        So, what you’re saying is she’s honest?

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      1. Alois Musika‏ @AloisMusika Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Of course, the concept of the Self is the root of all human troubles.

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      2. mmb‏ @mbt103 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bClickClack @Anti_twatwaffle

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      3. booClickClack  👻‏ @bClickClack Feb 24
        Replying to @mbt103 @TheOnion @Anti_twatwaffle

        pic.twitter.com/mJhZZoeglj

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      1. hurtmeplenty‏ @ironjohn1989 Feb 25
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        @inkandguns

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Feb 24
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        Works great in bed, less work, lol

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      1. Big Lar‏ @Lar_Foti Feb 24
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        💗

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      1. ColleenCCL‏ @Colleen93156112 Feb 24
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        Ha!

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      1. KatV‏ @breakavector Feb 24
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        Wow i feel attacked right now

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 24
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        Dang perfections. You just can't live with them

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