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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 24

    Scott Pruitt Orders EPA Employees To Stay In Office Over Weekend While It’s Being Fumigated https://trib.al/MLTTbp8 pic.twitter.com/qS51HFb8Ok

    6:12 AM - 24 Feb 2018
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    28 replies 344 retweets 1,569 likes
      1. Dennis Johnston‏ @DennisJohnston4 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where was Pruitt? Flying 1st Class somewhere!

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      1. Dale Stahl‏ @dstahlhopkins Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hard to work with this guy too many headlines are plausible.

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      1. Sprocketland‏ @sprocketland Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hate to say it....but I didn't notice this was from The Onion at first and I thought, "That sounds about right." So, things have gotten to the point where absurdist satire seems plausible.

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      1. MACHINA_BOY‏ @machina_boy Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good. What's the point of fumigating if the employees aren't inside?

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      1. (((Michael Eric "Rosey" Rosenthal)))‏ @Mrele11 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If anything, the fumes are good for your health.

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      1. Deplorable Cliffy  🐸 🇺🇸 #NoPC‏ @MoonHutch Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeNews, please don't have #TrumpDerangementSyndrome, please, pretty please ?

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      1. Pilumnus‏ @Cubbies108 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear fumigation helps kill the flu virus too! Such great leadership and care for his employees!

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      1. Kathryn Cudihy‏ @KathrynSmiles Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sunday’s Headline: Scott Pruitt Orders EPA To Install $5K Air Purification System In His $25K Secure Phone Booth

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      1. Shithole_President‏ @ShitholeDJT Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And breath deeply while they’re at it. Maybe do some calisthenics.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Feb 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        actually not a bad idea ... should consider for a number of other useless, bureaucratic agencies run by the DNC.

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      1. Christine Gahn‏ @cgahn2 Feb 24
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        That sounds about right

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      1. Jay Appaji‏ @jappaji4 Feb 24
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        LMAOOOO @AdisFanPage

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      1. chris huber‏ @kris_cross48 Feb 24
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        What an a@@hole

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      1. Greg Egan‏ @Greg_Egan29 Feb 24
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        he'd do that if he thought they were Dems

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      1. engineer‏ @nutnumbs Feb 24
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        Scott Pruitt orders the water in all EPA water coolers be replaced with Roundup(TM).

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      1. turkana__boy‏ @turkana__boy Feb 24
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        This is fantastic! @ScottPruittOK is Gargamel from the Smurfs.

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      1. Alexander Seredin‏ @shablon31 Feb 24
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        Maybe he should be fumigated himself

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      1. shainzona‏ @coyotecreek158 Feb 24
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        Because the Bible tells him so.

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