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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

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    .@MarcoRubio: “Oh, fuck yes, I had forgotten how good it hurts to be degraded on live television for everyone to see.”https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/967117869367660545 …

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    Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage https://trib.al/7juRc0K  pic.twitter.com/5xkJdZ0izN
    8:04 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    50 replies 1,276 retweets 7,190 likes
      1. Michael Macko‏ @MichaelMacko Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        pic.twitter.com/JJaqNGLQ0M

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      1. Jake Radford‏ @Jakoman7 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Big-BDSM has announced 2 million dollars in campaign contributions for Rubio.

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      2. Dévin‏ @the_real_huevos Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        pic.twitter.com/hmFF1V3ZA2

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      2. Jan‏ @jmkhistorynook Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        He deserved every minute.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Feb 24
        Replying to @jmkhistorynook @TheOnion @marcorubio

        pic.twitter.com/nLU5FNMetN

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      1. TG‏ @TGTalker Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        for the record though I'm with him: one time a high school kid smacked my head and said "could've had a v8" so fuck em

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      1. Lisa Lou Who  🌊‏ @lisa_simonetti Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Poor Marco! He's probably home comforting himself by coloring in his favorite coloring book.pic.twitter.com/Sf48rvpBMr

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      1. Tinalizaa‏ @tjscooper24 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Least he showed up, where was @FLGovScott

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      1. Abby‏ @FeistyFreckles0 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

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      1. Tami Boo-ley  👻‏ @reflectivity Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        bravo.

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      1. Mr_SelfDestruct  🌊‏ @Mr_5elfdestruct Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        What a #BullshitArtist #lipservice #LIAR @marcorubiopic.twitter.com/KhvqFoPGbN

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      1. Brownie Points‏ @RetroGautam Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Still earns a tiny bit respect for showing up and facing the heat, it’s what a good politician should do. Doesn’t make me agree with him though.

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      1. Back In St. Olaf...‏ @brevolve Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        My fave was when he set himself up for a MAJOR backfire when he said “then we would have to ban ALL assault weapons”...what did he think the response would be?!pic.twitter.com/7KuaDwZ7yv

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      1. Abraham Atess‏ @Abraham_Atess Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        MARCO CUCKOLD RUBIO!

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @marcorubio

        @marcorubio was making a cerebral, cogent argument in response to an emotionally charged question. Democrats literally can’t hear arguments at that particular decibel.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Thisisnotmyname‏ @Ekp86529730 Feb 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Without the labels and name calling, is there a point you might consider changing your opinions? It’s really easy to want other people to change their minds, it’s a really difficult thing to ask of ourselves. We should be listening to each other.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 23
        Replying to @Ekp86529730 @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Not sure what you’re asking. But I will say that I’m leery when ppl posit the notion that I need to be open to changing my mind. That usually means they’re 2 entrenched 2 change their own. Rubio’s argument was simple; he has a position on the 2nd & the NRA aligns w/that position

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      5. Thisisnotmyname‏ @Ekp86529730 Feb 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion @marcorubio

        I get it, it’s almost impossible to find someone who disagrees with you who is actually willing to listen. I really am curious, I want to understand why we’ve resorted to belittling each other for having different ideas. It might be nice to leave our echo chambers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 23
        Replying to @Ekp86529730 @TheOnion @marcorubio

        I’m not belittling anyone, the student took a cheap shot at him by using a trap question rather than asking a genuine one in search of an as yet unknown truth. The question presupposed the NRA was the only entity responsible for the shooting and left no latitude for enlightenment

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      7. Thisisnotmyname‏ @Ekp86529730 Feb 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion @marcorubio

        I agree that the NRA is taking the full brunt of the anger. It does seem misplaced when one considers the organization as a whole doesn’t condone this behavior. I don’t think Rubio does either. I live in a heavily armed area, we love guns here, but there is no use for an AR.

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      8. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Feb 23
        Replying to @Ekp86529730 @TheOnion @marcorubio

        And on this we agree. See, finding common ground isn’t always as hard as it may appear at first blush.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Thisisnotmyname‏ @Ekp86529730 Feb 23
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion @marcorubio

        Absolutely. Change is good, even it it means some growing pangs. So we’re back to my question? Is there anything that might change your mind?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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