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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    Man Anxiously Scanning Bar’s Reaction To Jukebox Selection https://trib.al/oX3F76Y pic.twitter.com/TX2dMnqDTj

    7:33 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    58 replies 577 retweets 3,744 likes
      1. Bossenheimer Jones‏ @EStreet_13 Feb 23
        Replying to @kevack46 @TheOnion and

        Gotta make sure my tunes are going over well 👌🏻

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      2. FedoraMane‏ @neckbeardbrony Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Almost looks like a cross between @SethMacFarlane and @Zaunstar lol

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      3. Zaunstar‏ @Zaunstar Feb 24
        Replying to @neckbeardbrony @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Yeah, he does a little. I get compared to Seth quite a bit, actually. He's my most named celebrity lookalike, a bit ahead of Matthew Broderick.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Craig Rogers‏ @Bluebeard74 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I once offended the patrons of a local pub that often blared death metal and industrial, etc., with ‘Drown’ by Smashing Pumpkins, to the point that they unplugged the machine to stop the 5 minutes of feedback. #Victory

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      2. Amanda Jeanette‏ @knockoff_barbie Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @maddymoiselle why's this u

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      3. Spiteful Shrew‏ @maddymoiselle Feb 24
        Replying to @knockoff_barbie @TheOnion

        STOOOPPPPP I KNOW

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      2. Matt Murray‏ @vintageneon Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Closing Time”

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      1. no one you follow‏ @Zedaducci Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BabyMPants

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      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When you gotta play Britney, you gotta play Britney

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      1. Leigh Hollingsworth‏ @UM8891 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheOnion @BobMurphyEcon

        Killing me softly 🎈

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      1. FHOTY97‏ @dw24allday Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KMTG23 look familiar?

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      1. John Doe  🇨🇦 🇬🇧‏ @john_don123 Feb 23
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        We built this city, yeah, we built this city, on rock and roll.

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      1. Kris Voggut-Veggie-Booorg  👻‏ @KrisVeeVee Feb 23
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      1. a ghost or some shit‏ @RyanNorthPole Feb 23
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        It me

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      1. Kainè (Salivation)‏ @garfuninthesun Feb 23
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        @factsforwhatevr

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      1. Polaris‏ @Polaris501 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I can't be the only Celine Dion fan here"

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