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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them https://trib.al/zxz0b6c pic.twitter.com/g8DpwM8nNN

    6:31 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    • ScaredBro Jennifer 🤠🔮 paige binch Pierre-Simon Laplace emme 🌻 samantha (((kate))) Felica Ternes
    13 replies 298 retweets 2,458 likes
      1. Danny‏ @JakesForLuck Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First indication you are in a bad first date, he took you to Hooters.

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      1. Casey Ryback (rat god)‏ @toadswiback Feb 23
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        Man hopes idiotic shirtless tinder pic works out better on LinkedInhttps://onetie-alltie.com/2017/01/10/man-hopes-shirtless-tinder-pic-will-perform-better-on-linkedin/ …

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      1. Jack Conklin‏ @_Miyatake_ Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lisaqu7

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You see flaws. Right there is your problem. Look at them as things you can work on. Hobbies to keep you busy. Cause you went out with them.

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      1. Shay Cash (Money)‏ @rollinintheCaSh Feb 23
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        @carlyahill

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      1. Mike Chen‏ @Mike_chen2 Feb 23
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        SAD

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      1. Surely You Jest....‏ @PunxsySue Feb 23
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        Yessss.

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      1. bowtoyoursensei‏ @fourthand25 Feb 23
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        hope she ordered the SW egg egg rolls

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      1. Sgt. Comstein‏ @KittenCatPlays Feb 23
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        Please stop writing these kind of stories. They should be on something like Clickhole.

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      1. Catherine Toran‏ @catherine_toran Feb 23
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        I can so relate to this.

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      1. Megan Westby‏ @m_westby Feb 23
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        @cascros you on tinder

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      1. Natabit‏ @natabit93 Feb 23
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        Queue savior complexpic.twitter.com/8gjWoHek71

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Feb 23
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        Unfortunately, bwcause of her extremely.poir judgement, he appears to be the"most qualified" person at this date. 🤣

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