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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    New Evidence Suggests President George Washington Sent Woodcut Of Penis To Secretary https://trib.al/DyhDwHd pic.twitter.com/Hci1HesMPG

    2:23 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    • JP Arne Petimezas Laura Markis Eeidvár alson baloyi Hallie Tarpley AKA Samantha Hall פָּרוּעַ MAURY
    102 replies 707 retweets 3,269 likes
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      2. Russ Palmer‏ @RussPalmer Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wooden SCROTUS of the POTUS? ...sorry

        5 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
      3. Ridley Jones‏ @TheRidleyJones Feb 23
        Replying to @RussPalmer @TheOnion

        I implore you not to be sorry for that

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Elizabeth Strong‏ @DotStrong14 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Experts refer to these works as his “Cherry Tree” period.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. risingsun‏ @Dawn7112 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seen it on “Antique Road Show” Lady said she bought it at Goodwill for $5! What a find!

        0 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      2. Matt Jones‏ @YosemiteSamurai Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hamilton or Jefferson?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. LDawg Officially *LillyDillyBärBear*‏ @LillyDillyDawg Feb 23
        Replying to @YosemiteSamurai @TheOnion

        Hamilton obviously, he was prettier! 😉

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Ojeneti‏ @ojeneti Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should step down!

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      2. holly segalla‏ @hollysegalla Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news! George was not circumcised!

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Audrey Lintner‏ @TaleSpinAudrey Feb 23
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        Matches the stories about his teeth.

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      1. Dr Victor Douglas‏ @drvdouglas Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Things haven't changed much in the world of politics then?

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      2. Stuart Ponder‏ @stuartponder Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But he denied it was his. Claimed his cherry tree was hacked.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. MissIndigoBlack‏ @MissIndigoBlack Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Knock on wood that that ain't true ;)

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      2. The Bat‏ @avarisclari Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was legit for 2 seconds and thought "Yeah, he'd do that"

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why George Washington cut down the cherry tree.

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      2. thefedgov‏ @thefedgov Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't tell if this is a good joke or genuinely in bad taste. Will get back to you with decision shortly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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