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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    Is Lindsey Vonn The Greatest Skier I've Ever Heard Of?pic.twitter.com/swJ0A9J3G0

    1:21 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    18 replies 52 retweets 382 likes
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      2. Scary  🦇 Actually‏ @JerryActually Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hard to say. Have you heard of Picabo Street?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Bottom of the Main Line‏ @MainLineSpy Feb 23
        Replying to @JerryActually @TheOnion

        Picaboo had so many knee surgeries that they named a hospital wing after her. It’s called the Picaboo ICU.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Bob‏ @SoccerStud6921 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No she’s not because of her comments about the greatest president of our generation.

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      1. Habs Edition‏ @TCheapseatHabs Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She's definitely the most talented and beautiful skierpic.twitter.com/V8ZTk24AfB

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      1. Hayat Alvi, PhD‏ @HayatAlvi Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only know that she dated Tiger Woods and said she trusts him. Bimbo monitor off the scale.

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      1. Captain Craptastic‏ @captncraptastic Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the most famous skier who's name i don't know is that "agony of defeat" guy from abc's wild world of sport

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      1. StormKaos‏ @StormKaos Mar 1
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        Hell no

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      1. McKenzie Sauder‏ @MckenzieSauder Feb 24
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        Eddy the Eagle is the greatest skier on earth.

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      1. Tristan‏ @tstanley12 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What is a SKIER? Is it some sort of Winter Olympic thing?

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      1. Deplorable Cliffy  🐸 🇺🇸 #NoPC‏ @MoonHutch Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No

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      1. larryj41‏ @larryj41 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who?

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      1. Steve Roth‏ @SRoth0508 Feb 23
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        And it all goes downhill from there...

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      1. Manny Quinn‏ @Expressionless1 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is Lindsey gonna go back? No, not to skiing...to white guys. Because we've all heard about going black

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      1. southsidestvn‏ @southsidestvn Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        HA!

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      1. Alexandra‏ @SandraBlackCat Feb 23
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        😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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      1. Miko Knows Stuff‏ @FurjanicMiko Feb 23
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        After all the "past" glory, the crashes, the rehab, the return to the slopes and the formidable accomplishments, it is sad that Lindsey Vonn's legacy will forever be her MOUTH! Don't believe it? Ask Jane ...pic.twitter.com/wZOyYSa0V3

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      2. Patrick Cannady‏ @CannadyPatrick Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes. She is awesome.

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      3. Sports Radio‏ @SportsRadio21 Feb 23
        Replying to @CannadyPatrick @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/NJypKEh9oA

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      4. Patrick Cannady‏ @CannadyPatrick Feb 23
        Replying to @SportsRadio21 @TheOnion

        Of course it is. Americans don't give a shit about winter sports except figure skating.

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