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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    John Kelly Struggles To Maintain Believable Trump Impression During Phone Calls With Parkland Survivors https://trib.al/WDe4qsT pic.twitter.com/hW3PcqVV8i

    12:50 PM - 23 Feb 2018
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    20 replies 273 retweets 1,601 likes
      1. Keith Jones‏ @keithjonesitm Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kelly is such a disappointment...I thought he would have the balls to stand up to Trump, but he is the greatest disappointment so far. The mooch had bigger balls.

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING NEWS: Trump excited to see so many high school girls marching to White House. "They adore me, they really do, folks," Trump stated proudly. "Just look at them coming from all around the country to celebrate me."

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      1. maureen‏ @maureen17921123 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kelly is no better than Trump. a lying sack o s***.

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      1. Ryan Bender‏ @ryanjamesbender Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jk_920

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      1. H McC‏ @hmccinnyc Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What gave him away was when Kelly began reminiscing about the good old days when kids and wives would stay home like God intended so that husbands could discuss the solutions

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      2. Rednose‏ @lucarelli78 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion struggles to be humorous and maintain relevance.

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      3. Will‏ @Electrifiedcat_ Feb 23
        Replying to @lucarelli78 @TheOnion

        @lucarelli78 struggles to take a joke

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      4. Rednose‏ @lucarelli78 Feb 23
        Replying to @Electrifiedcat_ @TheOnion

        I have a great sense of humour...this just wasn't funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Deplorable Cliffy  🐸 🇺🇸 #NoPC‏ @MoonHutch Feb 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um , I ask not for #TrumpDerangementSyndrome, but for putting down the #Koolaid @TheOnion Please*

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      1. Natabit‏ @natabit93 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Begins to speak gibberish in last ditch effort —- good save.

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      1. southsidestvn‏ @southsidestvn Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOOOL

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      1. ireland‏ @London_AC Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OOF

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      1. Danny Armiento‏ @david_amrine Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did you mean impersonation? 😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. H.Kennedy‏ @GoCharlotte2016 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just have him read out loud the memo. "Number three, well I don't know how to pronounce this word, so let's skip this one. Number four, resources? Ideas? This doesn't make sense... Anyway, let's move to number five, I hear you. I hear you."

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      1. survtech‏ @Cnl48 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why do all of these sleazeballs look like Trash Can Man?pic.twitter.com/E9fiQFPN11

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      1. Jack W Alexander‏ @jalexan226 Feb 23
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        During awkward periods of silence he relays on "Did I say I won the election by millions of Votes?" Which seems to work..

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kelly has repeated ‘I hear you’ 500 times today...

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