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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    Eagles Fans Finally Sober Enough To Return To Work https://trib.al/KXoRmoh pic.twitter.com/9UBdKpdY1E

    9:34 AM - 23 Feb 2018
    • 3,226 Retweets
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    • squonk Greg Adams Frank White Erik Blynch Elliott Rich Forsyth Damned Angel why do I have to get up at 6 tomorrow
    120 replies 3,226 retweets 11,398 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Kate Habegger  🍁‏ @kate_roosa Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kate Habegger  🍁 Retweeted The Onion

        I love how @TheOnion posted this almost 3 weeks after the Super Bowl 😂https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/967090208981348357 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Eagles Fans Finally Sober Enough To Return To Work https://trib.al/KXoRmoh  pic.twitter.com/9UBdKpdY1E
        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
      3. Clog Wench‏ @WestbridgeSlim Feb 23
        Replying to @kate_roosa @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hTLq70fn6I

        1 reply 1 retweet 133 likes
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      2. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your headline makes the wild assumption they were ever sober to begin with.

        2 replies 1 retweet 73 likes
      3. Bryan Ross‏ @Byu_bob Feb 23
        Replying to @joshisarealboy @TheOnion

        *Sober enough

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Feb 23
        Replying to @Byu_bob @TheOnion

        Ehhhhhhh...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not So Fast My Friend!

        5 replies 0 retweets 40 likes
      3. CogginToboggan‏ @CogginToboggan Feb 23
        Replying to @TonyBrunoShow @TheOnion

        Another reason to celebrate, Tony..... The Veteran's Stadium Liberty Bell is BACK BABY!https://thecoggintoboggan.com/2018/02/23/the-veterans-stadium-liberty-bell-has-come-home-to-the-philadelphia-phillies/ …

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      4. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Feb 23
        Replying to @CogginToboggan @TheOnion

        I can't wait till they have the big re-union night and bring back the original Eagles "Liberty Belles" cheerleaders

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      5. CogginToboggan‏ @CogginToboggan Feb 23
        Replying to @TonyBrunoShow @TheOnion

        Phil and Phillis will have to make an appearance from Storybook Land.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. ᴊᴀʏ ᴍᴀᴄ‏ @JayMac_SJ Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @TonyBrunoShow

        Unless they saw a Sixers team doctor. In that case, they were deemed unfit to return to work until September.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. trey cobain‏ @trey_cobain Feb 23
        Replying to @JayMac_SJ @TheOnion @TonyBrunoShow

        Lol good one

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. CK‏ @cranekicker Feb 23
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      2. Ajit‏ @2Ajit2Tweet Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NOT YET

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Ajit‏ @2Ajit2Tweet Feb 23
        Replying to @2Ajit2Tweet @TheOnion

        STILL SO LIT

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Gritty Day Oner -Wentz Wagon Driver‏ @NotUrAvgHoodrat Feb 23
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      1. Paul McGann‏ @mcgann_ Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought this was a satire website?

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      1. Dr. American Jesus Ph.D, DDS, Pharm.D, FACS, Esq.‏ @DrAmericanJesus Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is clear misinformation, and is completely irresponsible on your part. I am a rabid alcoholic, and the Eagles Super Bowl victory sent me to new levels of dystopia.

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