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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Feb 23

    Sighing, Resigned Climate Scientists Say To Just Enjoy Next 20 Years As Much As You Can https://trib.al/BPD3q1Q pic.twitter.com/p05FodgyLK

    8:57 AM - 23 Feb 2018
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    21 replies 1,283 retweets 3,212 likes
      1. Matthew Shumar‏ @matthewbuhrl Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TZKYOhdJ2H

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      2. Amanda Gwinnup‏ @jocularAmanda Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is almost not satire...

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. biggie sneeze‏ @Zan_Aki Feb 23
        Replying to @jocularAmanda @TheOnion

        The onion rarely is these days...

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        70 year old politician says good luck with that kids, I’ll be dead....

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      2. TomásD‏ @tsd485 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And when 20 years goes by, and nothing happens, we can all sigh again and enjoy the next 20

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. ifeelfine72‏ @ifeelfine72 Feb 23
        Replying to @tsd485 @TheOnion

        It already is happening - look at Capetown or Syria or Australia or California. Things aren’t going to get better in 20 years unless we take some extreme action.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Runic‏ @RunicSSB Feb 23
        Replying to @ifeelfine72 @TheOnion

        It's not going to get better, but the world won't end in 20 years, either. It'll just gradually keep getting worse and worse and most people won't notice for a long time. This kind of rhetoric doesn't help, especially when it's targeted at random people and not politicians.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. ifeelfine72‏ @ifeelfine72 Feb 24
        Replying to @RunicSSB @TheOnion

        The world won’t end in 20 years but it will be a whole lot worse for our species and most other mammals. Most people feel the symptoms right now but refuse to recognize them. We’re in the midst of our second 100 or 500 year flood in the last 4-5 years.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. genevieve hunt‏ @greengoddess892 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Try to need less oxygen, maybe?"

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      2. Runic‏ @RunicSSB Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maybe stop targeting the general populous and start targeting corporations and politicians. We've been yelled at for decades by these people, telling us that we're destroying the planet, when really our carbon footprint is miniscule compared to the large corporations.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. genevieve hunt‏ @greengoddess892 Feb 23
        Replying to @RunicSSB @TheOnion

        Corporations will respond to pressure from the marketplace and their supply chain so we consumers still don't get a pass.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Runic‏ @RunicSSB Feb 23
        Replying to @greengoddess892 @TheOnion

        True, but so many corporations are at fault that boycotting all of them is practically impossible. Which, unfortunately, they're fully aware of and use to their advantage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. genevieve hunt‏ @greengoddess892 Feb 23
        Replying to @RunicSSB @TheOnion

        We do what we can. We don't throw up our hands.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. prime tuffet‏ @Time_Prophet Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        are you sure you aren't the AP?

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      1. President Deplorable‏ @RightyMarky Feb 23
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        Cause they can’t keep up the pretense any longer.

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      2. dd44‏ @bigDring44 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ain't that the truth. We are done for.

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      1. john a. sewak‏ @JohnaSewak Feb 23
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        Choice and Present-Moment Living, come what May!

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      1. David Williams‏ @davidduncanw Feb 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh, the amount of times I've thought that

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