#TheOnion re: #EVOLUTION #ECONOMICS
#Onion: Separation of Church & State for #economy?
"NONE OF SEPARATION RIGHT FROM SUPPOSED TO CARE FOR ALL CREATOR'S CREATED CREATURES, AND STUFF"?
#DumbThingsToBragAbout #SaturdayMotivation
#HOGAN #ORIGINALISM #CONSTITUTION (& #MAGA #GOP?)
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They should really cut costs. Take out all the costly humans and replace them with robots.
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I'm alive, I'm conscious, I'm well fed, and modern medicine has kept me going longer than nature would allow. And it's happening to billions more. So joyously, I shout from the rafters, "HORSESHIT!"











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As long as they keep guidance in the high range, most will remain bullish. I’ve decided to take a short position though.
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Replacement needed
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Must seen
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It's been six thousand years and we still aren't making money? Time to pull the plug on this venture.
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It’s been so long since I’ve seen actual parody on The Onion. It’s been missed.
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And centuries away from being civilised.
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The aggregate global
#debt is approximately 400 thousand billion dollars. While the global GDP is approximately 70 thousand billion dollar. So you're actually factually correct by global economic accounting conclusion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I don't have the time to wait until they turn a profit. Shut it down.
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Only a few more millenias to go
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Humans are pretty worthless...
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